Welllllllllll...f*ck

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Tlokein, May 6, 2015.

  1. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Broke my ankle last night. Dogs tried to off me by digging a pungee pit in the dark. Tried to tell me it was for "squirrelz" when I confronted them about it. I called BS, that pit was man sized.

    They're terrible liars...

    2 weeks crutches then 5-6 weeks with the stupid boot. But they don't think I'll need surgery, so I'm happy 'bout that.

    On the good news side, you guys are guaranteed epic surf for the next 6 weeks. And you can go ahead and plan that trip to the mountains the week after that as I guarantee you it will be flat.

    You're welcome, beetches.
     
  2. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    850
    May 9, 2014
    u sure seldom didnt do it?
     

  3. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Oh man, sorry to hear a boot that!!!!
     
  4. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Well, the first half of the summer you can watch me surf and drink beer on the beach. Maybe you can be my videographer. Man... Walking through the Fat P is tough when your sober... Drunk in a boot? Wear a helmet. lol
     
  5. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    at least you have a sense of humor about it

    i would be irate
     
  6. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    That sux!Thanks for your sacrifice! Chicks dig a boot. Hope you recover quickly.
     
  7. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Damn tlok, I didn't realize that was your yard, my bad...

    Nah but sorry to hear that amigo, you hang in there. Next time I'm out, I'll get you two. Utah, two.
     
  8. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Heal up, T! Bummer development for sure.

    On the other hand it may enable you more time to post on SI Forum :cool:
     
  9. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Now, if we can just get about 2,000,000 other guys to step in dog holes and break their ankles, it might work to my advantage in the lineup.

    T-Loke, think about it this way: now you have a chance to test your burgeoning bodyboarding skills. ;)

    j/k brah, get better soon. Looking forward to some great posts from you over the next few.
     
  10. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Man, you take your feet for granted until you hurt them. Be careful with the boot, that's a long time walking around with an extra couple of inches on one side. It can throw off your gait and torque your body for a while. Try to wear a shoe with a thick sole on your good foot to compensate.
     
  11. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
  12. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    I liked how you played the dogs trying to off you scenario...squirellzzz and stuff. Well done.

    Zero, good use of "a boot."

    Wow.

    And I've been getting a sense Seldom wants to wack-me-off, too. I'm praying just for a busted paw. Though. according to Patrick, I would welcome death.
     
  13. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    No way brah, I love you.
     
  14. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    So...you're going to wack-me-off the other way??

    HA

    LOL

    ROFL

    LMAO

    Alright I'm out of this depressing pit of hell on earth. Not Swellinfo, my place of employment.
     
  15. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Cheer up Bub, it could be worse, you could be living under a bridge and dumpster diving for food. :)
     
  16. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Damn psychopaths! I swear my dog is plotting something big, always up to something when I'm not looking, then when I walk up on him he gives me the look like "i'm not doing anything I swear, what do you want?"
     
  17. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol that sucks.sucks even worse when somebody did it to u intentionally.

    I broke my ankle as a kid.dumbest thing ever,we were drinking/partying,i was just messing around dancing,i don't dance btw,and a cop suddenly appeared and the way my body reacted just broke it I guess.i didn't break it running from the cops,i broke my ankle from simply seeing the cops.i had to hop my way home
     
  18. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Sucks! Hope your back on you feet soon, bro!
     
  19. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    U
    Another time, another place and we coulda had riots in your name.
     
  20. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    Just lay back ,enjoy the warm fuzzy perks and pinch and roll bro. It will be over before you know it !!