Broke my ankle last night. Dogs tried to off me by digging a pungee pit in the dark. Tried to tell me it was for "squirrelz" when I confronted them about it. I called BS, that pit was man sized. They're terrible liars... 2 weeks crutches then 5-6 weeks with the stupid boot. But they don't think I'll need surgery, so I'm happy 'bout that. On the good news side, you guys are guaranteed epic surf for the next 6 weeks. And you can go ahead and plan that trip to the mountains the week after that as I guarantee you it will be flat. You're welcome, beetches.
Well, the first half of the summer you can watch me surf and drink beer on the beach. Maybe you can be my videographer. Man... Walking through the Fat P is tough when your sober... Drunk in a boot? Wear a helmet. lol
Damn tlok, I didn't realize that was your yard, my bad... Nah but sorry to hear that amigo, you hang in there. Next time I'm out, I'll get you two. Utah, two.
Heal up, T! Bummer development for sure. On the other hand it may enable you more time to post on SI Forum
Now, if we can just get about 2,000,000 other guys to step in dog holes and break their ankles, it might work to my advantage in the lineup. T-Loke, think about it this way: now you have a chance to test your burgeoning bodyboarding skills. j/k brah, get better soon. Looking forward to some great posts from you over the next few.
Man, you take your feet for granted until you hurt them. Be careful with the boot, that's a long time walking around with an extra couple of inches on one side. It can throw off your gait and torque your body for a while. Try to wear a shoe with a thick sole on your good foot to compensate.
I liked how you played the dogs trying to off you scenario...squirellzzz and stuff. Well done. Zero, good use of "a boot." Wow. And I've been getting a sense Seldom wants to wack-me-off, too. I'm praying just for a busted paw. Though. according to Patrick, I would welcome death.
So...you're going to wack-me-off the other way?? HA LOL ROFL LMAO Alright I'm out of this depressing pit of hell on earth. Not Swellinfo, my place of employment.
Damn psychopaths! I swear my dog is plotting something big, always up to something when I'm not looking, then when I walk up on him he gives me the look like "i'm not doing anything I swear, what do you want?"
lol that sucks.sucks even worse when somebody did it to u intentionally. I broke my ankle as a kid.dumbest thing ever,we were drinking/partying,i was just messing around dancing,i don't dance btw,and a cop suddenly appeared and the way my body reacted just broke it I guess.i didn't break it running from the cops,i broke my ankle from simply seeing the cops.i had to hop my way home
Just lay back ,enjoy the warm fuzzy perks and pinch and roll bro. It will be over before you know it !!