May I ax

May I ax the powers that be why the "24 Second" thread was LOCKED?

What, some dude who hassles people, sh!ts on the site's owner's surf vehicle of choice, and routinely gives people problems(gays, boogie boarders, tax payers, Spicoli, etc) is protected because he has been identified as a real person?

Let me guess, the dude, finally exposed in real life(took less than five minutes to locate him), went and complained to the moderators aboot it all.

Now mind y'all, that this guy has bemoaned the government and has proclaimed self-sufficiency and personal responsibility, yet he runs to a surf predictin' website moderator for "protection" once he has been identified.

Him and NJSURFER42 belong together.

I told you guys many times that Ocean City is gay. It produces pseudo tough guys who balk and turn tail once sh!t hits the fan. They think their New Jersey residency makes them cool. Nahh, b!tches you have to earn that sh!t.

What a joke.

You people really need to listen to me. I speak the truth and I expose the internet phonies.

Really now, isn't it just a joke for someone who constantly fights and belittles others to get all scared because someone knows their real name.

Dudes, for anyone paying attention in the past few years, my name has been alluded to or blatantly posted by Jawn Doeski. You SOB, JAWN !!! Now I'm scared because someone knows my name.

A few years ago Jesus(WalkingonH2O) told everyone that I had a letter printed in Transworld.....so any moron with some capabilities could have found my name.

Wow, oh oh.........

I am the Jesus of this site. You will all bow before me and pay homage to Seldom Seen, too, as he is my nagger.

Jawn, we will meet-up in Center City in the next coming weeks for beer and pizza.

Be wary people....DO NOT BE SOMEONE YOU AREN'T ON THE COMPUTER.

The one dude who I can not get a handle on is Spicoli. Now that's one mysterious dude.

 

I mean really, we are surfers, or boogie boarders. We aren't friggin gangsters.

Lighten-up people. No one is going to sodomize you and cut you on here.

Ain't no one ruff on here, well, except for Cepriano !! Just kidding Cep !! Oh, Aguaholic is probably pretty tough, but fair and just.

And really, just be yourselves. Making a phony internet character is just hurting yourself.

We all know this is the best internet message board in existence. Name one that is better. And yet, Mr. Swellinfo Guy doesn't thank us for providing him with a clean, chlorinated pool.