The swellinfo members who went awol memorial thread

Oh Southjettytrill is always with you....he may be talking to you right now.

Xgen is shooting photos in the Delaware shore break. You miss his photo contributions, huh? Ah, we all do. We all do.

 

Dirty Mother appears to be more of a MSW type. And I mean no insult to her by that. Though we all know that Europeans shouldn't surf. Plus, I think a lot of "life" has happened to her in the past few years. She's a cool gal.

Surfnnig was a black guy who surfed...his words. And he was pretty cool. I think he was from Watts. Pretty sure he was claiming left side.

Oh yeah, Koki ! He was my cracker. He even likes Iron Maiden. Last I heard he moved closer to the beaches so maybe he don't need this site anymore. Or maybe he was disgruntled that PJB got banned?

 

Slashdog, you miss NJSURFER42? Really? And you seem so intelligent and chill. What, you got a fin buying problem? Ha.

Listen, that dude knew other people on here go on the SURFER Message Board. NJ42 goes on there and uses the same handle and then posts links to his blog with his name attached(oh God, what in the world would he write aboot?). He don't like me because he fancies himself a literary dude, but can't entertain with his words. And that bothers him. Sometimes one must learn their limitations. Oh yeah, and I dig taking walks on boardwalks which apparently only tourists do. So cool, man !!

Anyways, I posted his father's first name and that he was an area educator. That made him split. That's pretty lame. What are these people afraid of? My dad's name is Bill and he worked at Presbyterian Medical Center (Now owned by Penn).

Oh oh..........

 

World B, man, if you are out there, I forgot to tell you I was just joshing with you aboot being a traitor, when you got all sore at me for saying that thread of one-liners sucked. Of course that thread sucked and a lot of you thought your one-liners were cleaver or clever. But they weren't. I call it as I see it.

World B, don't be sore at me because of a thread.

Oh and be aware if anyone says anything negative to me, MIS becomes your instant pal. And no one wants that. So, just never say anything negative to me. Very simple. Don't encourage bad associations. Ahhh, the paradigm of Swellinfo alliances and enemies. Very intricate and tricky. Like when Rad Brad and Yankee fight I feel like Sodapop when Darry and Ponyboy were fighting.

Swellinfo.com - your key location for South Park and The Outsiders references.

I am the way and the light. I am the Alpha and the Omega....That was for you, Wayne. I am the Heyzues of surf predictin' website message boards. Now wash my feet.....

East side.

 

Yeah ok, Patty. Whatever you say.

Had a busy few days there, huh?

NJSURFER42 is hilarious? Dude, he's the most uptight dude ever on here. Oh pray tell, show me an example of his wit and comedy. Dude, YOU DO NOT KNOW HIM. He is not your ally in this gig here. You guys do not know one another. NJ said one day, " I think I surfed with you one day 10 years ago. So, obviously you guys are tight.

Hey, MIS you want NJ42's blog address? Oh, you probably already have it.

Yep, I can't stop thinking of you. If I suck so much why would you purposely click on a thread started by me?

I don't do ARS's. I ain't into that. But I bet you I'll throw more spray than you on a smaller piece of foam.

And if you think it's so simple, I'll take you to Chuck E Cheese if you can perform semi-adequately on a sponge. You have until next Christmas to practice. Jesus Christ MIS, I used to be sponsored by Wave Jammer for God's sakes and taught Seth Stafford all he knows.

Name it MIS, anytime. I'll be around. And anyone who frequents my spot will tell you...I'm always out there alone....and I chuck it up. Well, I used to. I'm lazy these days and only hit good sections when I have adequate speed. I'm not in ESA-mode anymore. Oh well.

Take care, Patrick. Yeah, I'm no big wave dude, though. So I guess you got me there, if you speak the truth.

 

And MIS you do try and cozy up to anybody who says anything negative towards me or vice versa. So desperate for allies on here, huh?

And yeah, you and NJ could use a sniff or two. Right, I only respect people with dope habits. Haven't I told you a million times that your only source of attempted insult towards me is the drug thing, and it doesn't phase me the slightest. Yeah, I've self-disclosed that stuff so if it bothered me I wouldn't have.

Try a new angle, MIS. Ax your students for suggestions. Jeez, I'm so fair, too. I even gave you credit that your students peak highly of you.

But you, nah, you never budge or give an inch. You always seem to be insulting someone, which makes me feel that you might get booted from your utopian society, if that ever comes to fruition. Hey, aren't there little hippy communes out there in Hawaii you could join?

MIS, Turn on, tune in and drop out.