Official Hello Thread

Sup dawg? Not much info there.So you surf?

 

Official hello response

 

good to see u back shark hunter

 

post pics of your girlfriend, mom, sister, boyfriend....idgaf

srsly, everyone does it

 

You prefer point breaks or beach breaks? Have you ever bodyboarded tropical storm size waves???

 

Soooo.. U think ur better than me because u can surf and I can't...yet...

 

Ok u pass the frost exam

 

hey dudes, I'm soo old school, I like to strike a pose or two when I'm droppin' in single fin first. I love trimming down the line while touching my ass while wearing my caderact glasses. You kids today don't even remember the most influencial surfer from the south, brett barley He invented surf masturbation. He was the essence of stoke. Do you ever get a bone after doing a Mickey Munioz squat? Didn't think so you head snapping rookies. I used to get boners all the time while lying on my surfing board cause I get soo stoked at the folly beach, and it threw my spine out a couple of times. That's when I decided to cut a hole in my shorts and board so when I got hard, my slonky donkey would just slide right through. Problem is, it felt so good the first time that I came right as I dropped in to a triple overhead wave (keep in mind that I'm 6'5'') at belmar (actually it was just to the north at a secret spot called three mile island). But I couldn't bring myself to pull out. I pearled into the sandbar, and nearly sheared my pee pee off. Yowie! Now I don't have that problem cause my **** is broke in half. True, my ***** is shorter now when I put it in my, hairy, 200 pound wife, but she likes the double thickness, and instead of coming, I go, shooting chowder on my own arse!!! Feels soo good brother. Now, bonerless, I love talking about doing airs on my longboard, and I actually can fish for fighting whiting while shootin the curl. You dade county terds don't know this, but pound for pound, whiting are the heaviest fish in the sea. Go ahead and laugh at me like the rest of humanity, but you kids fromnew jersey really piss me off, cause you are greasssy prep school sluts. I think next time I see one of you groms in my path, I will treble hook you in the eye, reel you into my skeg, and then happily slap you silly with my limp wanker. I leave you with this Nascar rules, never, never go right Sterling.

 

Blasters, breathe brother!! Ha

Welcome TST!

 

Hmm somone dropped something in blasters pbr I think...

 

What?!? There's an exam??

Welcome to the site Trash! Can we just call you trash for short? I had a best friend in high school- He went by the name trash. It's kinda popular, you know? We could be best friends, just like in high school- even if you arnt the same person.

Anyways- you did right and started a hello thread... It's a right of passage around here... And your makin it!

Welcome!

Your pal,
Mr Belmar

 

i hate pbr. i copy and pasted it anyways i cant take credit for it lol i just edited it a little.

 

I don't like pbr either...

 

Trash, welcome aboarde.

Embrace the hate. This is a great place to seek medical advice, and if you split with your gf/wife then definitely post your dilemmas and sexuale exploites heree.

You will also learn the propere way to spell things.

On behalf of this dream team of online legends, go flipping kill yourself you bag of homo penile jizzum.

Ande welcomee toe thee teame...

 

Unc is in the hizzle