I'm gonna be fuggin rich

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by chicharronne, May 12, 2015.

  1. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Then I can get a Roy Steward. Got this email from a friend with an offer I can't refuse. I'm just here to tell you all to kiss it.


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    From: Ebenezer T. Odonkor <fmd-kharkiv@ukrpost.ua> Add to Addresses Block Sender
    Date: Tuesday, May 12, 2015 7:25 PM
    To: johnmillercamp50@gmail.com Add to Addresses
    Subject: I need your Assistance
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    Dear Friend,
    Good day to you and your family.

    Before I tell you about myself I want you to please forgive me for sending this
    mail without your permission.

    My name is Mr Eenezer T. Odonkor, The Bank Manager of a Financial Institution, I
    am a Ghanaian married with 3 kids, I am the Personal account manager to Mr Pres
    Nimes Ekwona Demaudage a citizen of Nauruan Republic, I am writing to solicit
    your assistance in the transfer of US$7,500,000.00 Dollars into your account.
    This said fund was deposited by Mr Pres N. E. Demaudage who died on 20th August
    2013 during his business trip in Syria, he died in Syria chemical weapons attack
    without declaring any next of kin to the above fund before his death.

    Now, as an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to the fund which
    make me to request for your assistance to stand as the next of kin to Mr Pres N.
    E. Demaudage, to receive the fund.

    All I need from you is to stand as the next of kin so that my bank can transfer
    the funds to your account, I agree that we share the funds 40% for you and 60%
    for me, also my 60% share will also be invested in real estate development in
    your country under your care.

    Please keep this matter as top secret between us, Kindly get back to me in this
    id(ebenezerodonkor54@gmail.com
    ) for a brief discussion on how to proceed.

    Regards
    Odonkor.
     
  2. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Ebenezer Odonkor...classic. I think I'll open up another SI account and use that as my new username.

    You can call me "The Donk".
     

  3. FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

    830
    Aug 28, 2014
    never trust a guy named odonkor
     
  4. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    will you hate yourself then?
     
  5. salt

    salt Well-Known Member

    Mar 9, 2010
    this must be working for someone out there. it's like catching a northern pike. those fish require like 1000 casts in front of their faces before they bite. that's the best analogy I could come up with. for realz tho, I think you should take mr badonk up on his offer. you're gonna be so hood rich...what would you buy first?
     
  6. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

    776
    Mar 29, 2011
    Can i get in on this action??
     
  7. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    how dare someone send you an email without your permission.
     
  8. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Self Loathing is my middle name.
     
  9. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    mine!!!!!!!!!! All mine!!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    My friend is very polite. That's how I know he's not a liar.
     
  11. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    meeeee meeeee meee pick meeee....
     
  12. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

    977
    Mar 21, 2010
    Is he tall?
     
  13. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    You should email him back gay porn pics. Ask him if he likes your white peen.
     
  14. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Since Odonkor's giving me tons of cash, he's a giant
     
  15. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I wouldn't know where to get any of that. Maybe you could send some from your personal stash.
     
  16. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Just send him some pix of a big fat blonde white chick (or Kim Lardasshian) and tell him she's your sister. He'll send you the money with no strings attached.