The Prodigal Son Returns/Sponge-Off 2015

ur speaking in 3rd person again.got to get a handle on that.get rid of the alter egos and just be the hunter you are!!.not!

 

Yeah.. why does Shark Hunter speak in third person like Roy?

Shark Hunter, I guess you can jump like Jimmy? Does Sharkhunter train, like Jimmy trains? "Training 24-f*ckin 7, huh?"

Something tells me you won't be prepared... only 'training' you're doing involves seven despondent closeted men that you found on Cragislist.

Hahaha.... hilarious alliteration and classic Yankee.

 

This stuff is maybe better than Chuck's latex dummy vids. This sh!t needs to be specially archived.

 

^^
Proof positive that homo-sapien actually can retain the ability to speak after its pre-frontal lobotomy.

 

You may have missed the memo, dingus: surf treks do end. I've been back from CR for a few days now.
Yah, yah, I know, you screwed up your assassination attempt on me in MIA when you messed up on my incoming flight number (because you can't count past 5).

At night you put your ISIS mask on as well as your plaid Catholic Schoolgirl skirt & your white knee-high socks & then you drool on your keyboard as you attempt to track my every move. The result...? Your twisted freak videos.

Entertainment arrives in varying forms, shart mess monstah. Yours is of the lobotomized version.

 

A lot of spongers around deez parts

 

spongers get all the girls!

 

Why are you buying so many surfboards, then? LOL

 

challenge myself...if one has no challenge what are they? a lifeless stalk of dying plant wthering away by the roadside....

 

That's deep

 

Ze are you attempting a derail here??

 

You challenge yourself by buying used surfboards?

 

No sir! Hell, I am the one who created the sponge off 2015 poster

 

now that youve entered the foray .....yes and by taking them out sometimes and trying to ride them in standing up.....i saw no need in buying a brand new expensive one for this...

 

Oh, OK. I thought you had given up on the whole stand up surfing board thing and were selling off your quiver. Perhaps I misunderstood. I don't disagree on not needing an expensive surfing board. It's the indian not the arrow. It seems to me that one visit with the shaper at Costco surfing shop would take care of your needs but whatever.
To it's their own...

Back on topic, I am really looking forward to this sponge-off event. Before it goes down, I'd like to submit my request for some more smack talking videos from the RI apex predator man who speaks of himself in the third person. Awesome stuff! However, I must admit that I am hoping for Shelldonné to win mainly cuz he's got a suite aviator.

 

Magic 8 ball has spoken!!

 

At least the community is getting involved!

 

carefulm seldom,,i think shark is working on a secret weapon...

and also updating his quiver in case his secret is barred