How long is your beard?

Well done! Hahaha

 

Roy's beard game is strong

 

Did you guys just become best friends?

Beard rubs for everyone!

 

Fug Dug Dynasty. They're a bunch of yuppy scum.

https://www.google.com/search?q=duc...ed=0CCcQyjc&ei=VSRbVdLCDoLhggStk4HIDA#imgrc=_

 

Gnar who is hating on me? I might have missed it. I need to know.

I really have to give it up to those guys on here who got all bent aboot beard discrimination. I thought that was fantastic.

Man, they're more self-conscious and uptight aboot their facial hair than Tom Cruise is aboot his sexuality. Oh shoot. I did NOT mean that. Tom Cruise is not gay. I repeat Tom Cruise is NOT gay. Hey, I ain't having The Church Of Scientology and Tom's lawyers coming after me. Actually maybe Mr. Swellinfo Guy should close this thread just to be sure.

This is kind of like the South Park episode with the Harley "f@gs."

And yes, I know all aboot a person's character just from seeing their picture on the internet. I do.

 

ayo Gnar dudeski you living the island life for the summer yet dawg?

Hey does your name start with a K

Don't worry I won't dox ya..I know I wouldn't want the sodimites coming after from this here site

 

Jawn, I'll be there this weekend, of course, for all the debauchery of MDW. But my job closes for a few weeks after, so I'll be back and forth to work, as I cannot have no source of income for an extended period of time.

I need to support my habits, you know.

And oof, jawn! You found my real identity, or is this my real identity? I'm beginning to lose touch with reality.

You follow me on Instagram, dawg? Is that social media platform the culprit to blame for you finding out who I really am?

Anyhow, yea man, that's me.

 

Nah dawg idk what no Instagramz is

I just guessed..there's alot of new Jerseyian surfers who's names begin with K

But hey dawg...if you ever wanna share se
Peaks booze or drugs holla

 

You ain't fooling me, jawn! You ain't a surfer if you don't have Instagram, isn't that how it works nowadays?

I knew getting my photos ran in articles would come around to bite me in the azz on this forum.

But I digress, I don't want a thread started about me saying how I'm a sh***y photographer, like these guys did to ryan Mack.

I'm beginning to stray from surfing photos anyhow, ain't enough creativity in it for me, the babez is where it's at.

A beer and a peak sounds delightful, man, we'll be in touch.