David Letterman and HEY HAS ANY JERSEY PEOPLE SURFED TODAY????

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin, May 20, 2015.

  1. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Tonight night marks the end of an era for wise-arse sarcastic bastards everywhere, especially us older wise-arse sarcastic bastards. Mr. Letterman calls it quits tonight.

    Man, Fark Fallon, Leno, and these new fems. Letterman ruled this genre. Back in his prime, in the 80's, the dude was the man.

    So give props to a master.

    AND has any of you Jersey SOB's surfed today. If so, what was it like? Thanks. Jeez every other day y'all are talking....So maybe that tells me something right there. But shucks it is such a nice late afternoon out there. I'm only five minutes from the coast but don't feel like heading over the bridge of it is pointless. Yeah, I'm not lazy just insane. I'm an arse hole when riding home from work. Cadburry hates me then.
     
  2. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Didn't surf but I got reports it is bunk.

    Checked it. Just one beginner floundering around.


    No go for me today. Yesterday was ok.
     

  3. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Thanks Bub. Yeah, I fugged-up last night. For some reason I wasn't in tune with the winds of change last evening.

    Just a little desperate for "that last surf before the onslaught." Memorial Day Weekend that is. And I've seen a lot of "MDW" use around this past week.

    In honor of those who stormed Grenada, please refer to the holiday by its full name. Thanks.

    Oh and NOBODY post a "Hey lets honor military today" thread. It happens every year. If you want to do something nice buy a vet five beers, give them a bump, and touch their thing. Don't post a thread on here. Its already been done, every year. Do something tangible and real.
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    No Jersey and no surf, but I was on Letterman one time. Picked my ex-wife for "Know your current events".
     
  5. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Are you joshing or cereal?
     
  6. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Letterman was, is, and always will be a very lame insignificant flea within the arse of an elephant....
    Losers TV....
     
  7. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    God, are all you New Hampshire people so codgy and bitter?

    What did you mean by "losers TV?"

    That people who watch TV are losers or what.

    Be more pacific, Barry, with your hate of Lettermen and what "losers TV" means.

    Hey do you know Kevin Grondin?

    What town along that 13 mile stretch do you reside. I ax because I'm trying to figure you out and I need all the help I can get. Don't worry New Nammy's too far out of the way for Bagus or anyone else to come get you.
     
  8. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Dead cereal! Billy Crystal was a guest, I think it was like 2005 or something
     
  9. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Alright, my man !!

    Hey Zero, considering you do employment in the wilds of Wilmington, you ever say, F The Bridge, I'm going to Ocean City, NJ after work?
     
  10. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Nah, only cuz I live in southern DE, so I already have an hour ride south, home. Gettin ready to drive thru Wilmo now, gym is on the Riverfront.

    O Wilmo
     
  11. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    I hear they got guns in Wilmington.
     
  12. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Ah man I been on that route all day

    Can't surf the cool spots no more after next weekend and I been determined to find a wave all day

    I searched ocean county spots..hey I even drove to OC

    Man I never go to OC unless I hear MISY might be around

    I found nothing worth doning rubber fo'

    Thank god for Caly-ah-fornication taffys dawg
     
  13. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Yeah, a few. I've been through some bad parts I prob should not have been in. Ha ha