They'll be buy $15 boogie boards at Sunsations when they come. They'll be riding 'em into the shorebreak when they come. They'll be crashing into toddlers, while some uptight soccer mom gets to hollerin' They'll be riding' into the dry sand when they come.
They'll be ignoring all the crosswalks when they come. Throwin' garbage out the windows when they come. They'll be drivin' way to slow because they don't know where to go And they'll be sure to ask directions when they come.
There going to drink all my favorite beer when the come. There going to pollute my fkn beach when they come. Ill be weaving thought the water and banging all their daughters, when they come.
They'll be supporting the local economy when they come They'll be gone by Labor Day when summer's done If it wasn't for the tourists All the townies couldn't flourish So be thankful when the vacationers are having fun
They'll be buying slices of pizza when they come. They'll be wearing a big ole gath helmet like a gnome. They'll be cashing all they paychecks & buying dummies made a latex, They'll be driving hillsides in Xterras when they come.
Soooo thankful the ashole who owns riverside cafe can sit on his ass another winter cuz he sold PEC with only half a slice of porkroll for $6....his name is mike and his attitude sucks just like most the other crabby locals who dont work all winter then complain about the touristS
they'll be picking fights with the locals when they come (yeee hawww) they'll be throwing their cigarette butts on the beach when they come (y haw) they'll be drinking and driving,not thinking and sliding they'll be crashing into guardrails when they come I tried lol
Ok then, Emass... They'll be missin' the dawn patrols when they come. They'll be showin' up for sideshores around 1. They'll be drunk by evening glass-off then they'll wanna shoot their mouth off They'll be rackin' their board backwards when they come.
Yepp 6-10 a.m or 5/6 pm + either one ur gold and actually is usually the best waves as wind hasn't picked up or has died down...
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