I'm predicting a year of better waves.

Discussion in 'Weather and Surf Forecasting' started by chicharronne, May 25, 2015.

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  1. May 25, 2015 #1
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    I'm fuggin' getting rid of the curseboard that initiated this flat spell. I bought a 8' Nerfboard from costco 2 years ago and waves have petered out to nothing. There's an auction at the church, and I'm donating it. Hopefully the juju will be broken, and God will smile upon me for my sacrifice.



    If that doesn't work, it's up on a water tower for me.




    I don't own a gun, so I'll just be flinging my feces at passers by.
     
    chicharronne, May 25, 2015
    chicharronne, May 25, 2015
  3. May 25, 2015 #2
    Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

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    I thank you for your sacrifice, sir. I certainly hope it works.
     
    Scarecrow, May 25, 2015
    Scarecrow, May 25, 2015

  5. May 25, 2015 #3
    red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

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    think im really starting to get depressed! thought it was me but I need a good day on some liquid!
     
    red dog, May 25, 2015
    red dog, May 25, 2015
  6. May 25, 2015 #4
    MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

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    as long as it exists in your hands or another... the curse shall not be broken.
     
    MFitz73, May 25, 2015
    MFitz73, May 25, 2015
  7. May 25, 2015 #5
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    But burning it will release toxins in the atmosphere, so giving it to someone, who probably really doesn't want it, is good karma. The curse WILL be broken. To this I swear!
     
    chicharronne, May 25, 2015
    chicharronne, May 25, 2015
  8. May 25, 2015 #6
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    you need to paddle out with some chicken blood, candles and a armadillo tail. Light the candles and use the dillo tail to sprinkle the blood in the water around while you ask for forgiveness. Then and only then will the Costco curse be broken!
     
    Zeroevol, May 25, 2015
    Zeroevol, May 25, 2015
  9. May 25, 2015 #7
    MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

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    I think you should just shipped it to any random beach in Cali. No signature needed. Let them deal with the curse for a change.
     
    MFitz73, May 25, 2015
    MFitz73, May 25, 2015
  10. May 25, 2015 #8
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    VB has been cursed with total crapola waves for about the same time span as you owning that nerfie.

    Give that piece of shiiiite to waynetheinsaaane.
     
    yankee, May 25, 2015
    yankee, May 25, 2015
  11. May 26, 2015 #9
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    Then the church won't help de juju me.
     
    chicharronne, May 26, 2015
    chicharronne, May 26, 2015
  12. May 27, 2015 #10
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    It is done. Bring on the waves.
     
    chicharronne, May 27, 2015
    chicharronne, May 27, 2015
  13. May 28, 2015 #11
    fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

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    Move to FL.....no, what am I saying....never mind, Fl. don't have waves.
     
    fl.surfdog, May 28, 2015
    fl.surfdog, May 28, 2015
  14. May 28, 2015 #12
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    Fuggin' hell!!!!!!!!!! Didn't work. Of course it hasn't been sold, just placed in an undisclosed location.
     
    chicharronne, May 28, 2015
    chicharronne, May 28, 2015
  15. May 28, 2015 #13
    Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

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    You gotta burn it man.
    And play a drum around the fire, or something.
     
    Towelie, May 28, 2015
    Towelie, May 28, 2015
  16. May 28, 2015 #14
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    The only way to do that would be to torch the church. Then it won't matter if there's swell.
     
    chicharronne, May 28, 2015
    chicharronne, May 28, 2015
  17. May 28, 2015 #15
    Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

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    This summer will be average to below.

    This fall will fire...sort of, maybe.....

    My last prediction was on here was spot on. I am Nostradoingus. Yeah the other summer I predicted no canes and I was correct. I have special powers and I dress like Wonder Woman. I fly an invisible plane or plain.
     
    Riley Martin, May 28, 2015
    Riley Martin, May 28, 2015
  18. May 28, 2015 #16
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    o riley
     
    Barry Cuda, May 28, 2015
    Barry Cuda, May 28, 2015
  19. May 28, 2015 #17
    Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

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    Barry how come you don't hang out at The Wall, drink beer and make snide comments to passers-by?
     
    Riley Martin, May 28, 2015
    Riley Martin, May 28, 2015
  20. May 28, 2015 #18
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Who says I don't???
     
    Barry Cuda, May 28, 2015
    Barry Cuda, May 28, 2015
  21. May 28, 2015 #19
    Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

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    Do you?

    I would if I was there.

    Barry, Ima come up there and stay with you this winter. I like New Hampshire. I'm the King Of Jennes.

    Barry you ever surf them points in New Hampshire. What are they....Fox Hill? Boars head or something? Awoooo !!

    Ahhh, I miss being mobile. Damn traffic laws....
     
    Riley Martin, May 28, 2015
    Riley Martin, May 28, 2015
  22. Jun 14, 2015 #20
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    It hasn't worked. My wife thinks I got rid of the wrong board. That God only wants me out in tiny waves. "BAH!!!!!!!!!!" I say. That's like shooting up sugar while looking at a pic of heroin.
     
    chicharronne, Jun 14, 2015
    chicharronne, Jun 14, 2015
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