Wax the bottom of your board

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by actionpants, May 28, 2015.

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  1. May 28, 2015 #1
    actionpants

    actionpants Well-Known Member

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    It makes you go way faster - seriously guys try it. Be sure to comb it for about an hour before getting wet or else you'll get cramps and drown.
     
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  3. May 28, 2015 #2
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    I had a friend that would spray furniture wax on the bottom of his. He swore it made it faster. Of course he was an rcarter style moron.
     
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  5. May 28, 2015 #3
    MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

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    just tape banana peels to the bottom of your board. makes it super fast and its a green technology.
     
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  6. May 28, 2015 #4
    Barry Cuda

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    KY jelly, dudes....
     
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  7. May 28, 2015 #5
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Astroglide
     
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  8. May 28, 2015 #6
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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  9. May 28, 2015 #7
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

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    Anyone check it today? Seriously?

    Hoping to try this out later.
     
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  10. May 28, 2015 #8
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    Just wax the bottom of your feet. (I've seen it done, never tried it - yet).
     
    sisurfdogg, May 28, 2015
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  11. May 28, 2015 #9
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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    My boss gave me this the other day. I haven't tried it yet. He's in the Charleston racing/sailing scene and they gave this out in a goodie bag.

    I really think it would be such a tiny difference if anything at all but I'm planning on trying it one of these days.
     
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  12. May 28, 2015 #10
    actionpants

    actionpants Well-Known Member

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    I think the math works out - def will run faster with waxed feet


    He's so waxy
    [​IMG]
     
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  13. May 28, 2015 #11
    rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

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    That is funny Chica. I use furniture wax to lube your wife's asshole up before I ram my cock in there.
     
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  14. May 28, 2015 #12
    Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

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    Eel snot? Is that anything like snake oil?
     
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  15. May 28, 2015 #13
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    full wax jobs are passé. just like 70's side bush.

    most girls are somewhere in between now. ymmv.
     
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  16. May 28, 2015 #14
    JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

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    Pam Spray. nuf said
     
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  17. May 28, 2015 #15
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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    You're probably mo' righter than you know.
     
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  18. May 28, 2015 #16
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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    This stuff works though.

    [video=youtube;iG7ykqlQtBA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG7ykqlQtBA[/video]
     
    ClemsonSurf, May 28, 2015
    ClemsonSurf, May 28, 2015
  19. May 28, 2015 #17
    Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

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  20. May 28, 2015 #18
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    Why? Does she looks like yer mom?
     
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  21. May 28, 2015 #19
    actionpants

    actionpants Well-Known Member

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  22. May 28, 2015 #20
    rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

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    Nope but she sure moans and squirts like your mom!
     
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