Yeah, good morning, MIS-13. Mr. Sniffer would you like to take me to see Artie Lange perform at the Lavoy Theater in beautiful Millville, NJ tomorrow night? I might put out. Boogitym how aboot you?
artie is srsly gonna be in milleville? I could see Bridgeton or Vineland.....but milleville? thats the classiest town in cumberland county! hey Riley ever been to gouldtown? http://nativeamericansofdelawarestate.com/MoorsOfDelaware/Ebony1952-LargeImage.htm
Yo Blasters is down there in HH proably being invaded by guidos at this time of year so cut him some slack. Jersey ain't all bad I'm sure but you should see how the ones that come south for vacay act and dress. They make the trailor park trash here look classy. For some reason they always have to tell you they are from Jersey like Joe Peschy or something. (Hint) we knew as soon as we saw/heard ya. We also know when you're from Ohio. It's obvious. Welcome to our town, spend your money and then go home. thanx.
As long as you can get backstage passes to hang with Artie and a pile of cacane with a yellowish tint (the real stuff ya know what I'm talkin about Riles).
My grandparents live on a farm in Warren Township... My grandpa lived there all his life... and his father before him... My great grandfather Harmon used to ride horse back into trenton. He was a lawyer until he decided it was too stressful and became a farmer.
Yep, Millville. Ah, all the southerners probably think, " Aww Millville, that sounds like a nice farmy town." But ha, alas, Jamal is also there with the ready rock in the sock and a gun up top. New Jersey is awesome. Nahh, never been to Gouldtown, but I have been to Lawnside.
jersey is the same as everywhere else.nothing special.theres good parts,cities,slums,beaches,guidos(they migrate from staten island),dumb rich white kids,bad poor black kids,lots of hindus and muslims.property tax is sky high,all jobs have low wages.in texas theres people making 4k a week doing the exact same work I do for a quarter of the price.jersey no so bueno
Yep, Jersey is a microcosm of nearly all that America has to offer. Rednecks, muslims, urban ghettos and rural colonial towns, hundreds of miles of coast, hundreds of miles of stripmalls, mountains and forests, Tonelle ave and swamps, Princeton and Camden, Chris Christie and Bretanna. You guys really do have it all - The Good, the Bad, And the Ugly should have taken place in NJ. Driving in Jersey can be a f*ckin nightmare. All of the civil engineers that planned your state should be tried for treason and their lineage should be extirpated for the sake of transportation efficiency.