I'm predicting a year of better waves.

Yeah, thanks for nothing...

 

No, it didn't work, unfortunately. No surf, and no sandbars either so what little we get is shorebreak. Looks like mindswell will be the only swell for the forseeable future.

 

But I only have two and they both so pretty?

I'm in for a gathering with a board bon fire, if everybody's doing it - I bet I could get peer pressured into the occult. I even have this baller djembe I could bring. All it does is summon rain for now, but think of the possibilities.

 

Draw a pentagram on the ground, stand on it, and chant "I summons thee" three times.
Let's make a deal!!!

 

"thee"?... Do spirits not keep up with contemporary English? I don't think I'd deal with anybody stuck in Shakespearean times..

 

Whoa, whoa!! We are talking the "big cheese" , Beelzebub, that you are summonsing with the chant. Not just any old wimpy spirit, but THE Fallen Angel, man!!

 

Dude that's like... a belief from a single school of theology. Might not even work for everybody.
Even still, wouldn't The big kahuna keep up with the lingo? Like... Stay swaggy and relevant and whatever?

You can't leave your fan base behind in the times of witchcraft and baptisms of fire. Those folks are already subbed, b. U gotta reach out and touch the masses. Be cool.

 

Na...he/it feels we have to do it "his way", I am sure. Make a faustian deal, and then we fry in HELL!!!! But hey...if it means we include 1 year surfing all by ourselves at Cloudbreak.....it might be worth it!!!

 

1year... Idk...seems about as worth as the sacrifice of Gretchen in part I.
What we need here is the knowledged counsel of Wayne on all things occult.