Ah Speed Bump that first slide got you lookin' sexy I mean your body positioning is so elegant..sodomy is a possibility Man maybe I can recruit one of youz to be me surf photographer in exchange for drugz
Except that your d**k and balls would shrink back up inside you like Bruce Jenner if you tried dropping that wave. Joking aside, that is a heavy-ass wave. It has broken people's spines. You huck yourself over the edge, get a ridiculously square barrel then hold on and pray you don't hit too hard when it blows up. On occasion you will get a sick in-n-out, but almost never on big scary days. I got knocked right the f--- out there once, and a buddy of mine got airlifted medivac and spent some time in the hospital after drowning and being revived. Both shots are from the same spot, and I rarely surf it anymore. Young and dumb < Old and frail.
