I'm thinking of stalking someone

Ha, I'm not stalking from Hammonton.

Actually, I was prepared for a leisurely evening of cyber-stalking, but of course mother nature had other plans.

Man we got slammed by the thunderstorm. Lost power at 6:30 at home and didn't have it when I left for employment.

Now, the fire is, like, gone.

And ha, it may be rekindled this Friday and I can get some stalking done out of state. So, ha IHL.

And all I have done so far is view her Face Book page which ain't no crime. I have done nothing different than IHL's interest and actions concerning Ryan Mac. I can view people's publicly displayed social media stuff. That ain't no crime.

Damn, I bet I, being a male, could stalk legally in Saudi Arabia.

And what is stalking? Being interested in someone? Also, if you look like Brad Pitt it's never considered stalking. That's not fair.

 

Dude, get a grip.

Do you really think I'm going to "stalk" this chick....

Do you really think, if I was serious, I'd publicly post that I'm going to commit a criminal act?

Ha, maybe I am serious.

Maybe I'm not....

Ok call the authorities. Hope they don't get you for filing a bunk police report. Cause they got nothing. Nothing.

I'd love to hear that call:

IHL: "Umm, yeah, ah, there's this guy, Riley Martin, and on Swellinfo.com - America's Premiere Surf Predictin website - he stated that he's going to stalk a pro soccer player currently in Canada. Yeah, he has a few aliases - South Jetty Bill and Paddington Jetty Bear.

Cop: "Umm, Paddington Jetty Bear?"

IHL: "Yeah, Paddington Jetty Bear, and he's looking for binoculars and camo from the guys from down south. He's on medication, too. "

Oh good Lord, lighten-up, people.

 

I got a pen!s and testicles.....

Facial hair sometimes, too.

You are just drawn, no captivated, by my feminine side.

Maddoggin, check Sirius Channel 101 for my shows....Thursday nights. 7:00 pm.

Thanks. And buy a symbol, for you own good.

 

Delay that call to the police...

I was too busy at work to do any proper stalking

And my friggin power is still out at home. Truck.

Where am I Hatteras Village or something?

Great now I can't watch cartoons when I get home.

Or cyber-stalk pro soccer chicks from Delran, NJ. I wonder if they have power in Delran or Mt. Laurel?

See, never live near Camden County or your power will go out.

F%cking Camden - city and county. F%$# Lindenwold, too. And Berlin. Yeah F%$# Berlin.

Hi-Nella, you're alright. So is Clementon. You guys are cool.