Can Anybody Guess Emass' New Screen Name?

Ready, go!

 

Nothing concrete, there are a few on here that I could see him being. Just thought it would be a fun discussion, and see if anybody else has a theory or evidence. I could see him reinventing himself as something totally different to throw everybody off and not get pegged right away.

Maybe he's really gone, IDK, just something to talk about. Maybe he'll log out of his alias account and log back in as EMASS and grace us with his presence and tell us how he's been so busy with work and wahines.

 

Maybe he was bored of the same ole shtick, things getting stale, maybe Emass is actually an alias account of someone who is actually a known regular. IDK, I just get the feeling that a few people on here are behind several screen names.

 

You and me both dude. I don't come here to troll or act out some kind of fantasy. I am the same person in real-life. Everything I say here, I would say to everybody here for realz. Another thing I don't do is tell stories or make myself sound like a better surfer or better at anything than I really am. If I claim it here, it's true. IDK why some do this type of stuff.

I thought about changing my screen name when Micah updated the site, but then I said, Nah, I'm DPSUP on here, changing it won't matter, and I don't have the time in the day to make sure I'm acting like someone else so nobody finds me out.

 

See there you go again. You like talking a big game, but you wouldn't say a word of it to my face. Fact.

Look man, I don't really care one way or the other. I'm just throwing it out there. You don't have to participate if it bothers you this much.

 

Busted!!! All Hail The Shred!

 

Don't worry, it'll be our little secret. Right guys?

 

ZaGaffer already claimed Roy dude. Gotta pick another alias. Unless you're ZaGaffer, or ZaGaffer is you. In that case, carry on!