Another hello thread

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Kinda Sketchy, Jul 1, 2015.

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  1. Jul 1, 2015 #1
    Kinda Sketchy

    Kinda Sketchy Active Member

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    Hello, My name is Carlisle. One time somebody called me Conrad, only happened once but I kinda liked that name. I wish that was my name. I should have named my son that. I check the surf here daily and end up sucked into the forum for hours it seems like so I figured I'd say hello. I work for a beer distributor so I do occasionally get drunk on some new IPA and piss the sheets but who doesn't.
     
    Kinda Sketchy, Jul 1, 2015
    Kinda Sketchy, Jul 1, 2015
  3. Jul 1, 2015 #2
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Do you bench bro? What about Hindus? You bang any? How fast is your car? Details please...
     
    DawnPatrol321, Jul 1, 2015
    DawnPatrol321, Jul 1, 2015

  5. Jul 1, 2015 #3
    DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

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    Not since I was potty trained and I drank a lot of beer back when. Welcome anyway!
     
    DonQ, Jul 1, 2015
    DonQ, Jul 1, 2015
  6. Jul 1, 2015 #4
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Wearing a faux Rolex, sportini? The shredmachine would approve.
     
    yankee, Jul 1, 2015
    yankee, Jul 1, 2015
  7. Jul 1, 2015 #5
    Kinda Sketchy

    Kinda Sketchy Active Member

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    You guys roast/reference shredmachine a lot. I didnt really see many of his posts. Maybe I didn't read posts much when he was here. Sounds classic though.
     
    Kinda Sketchy, Jul 1, 2015
    Kinda Sketchy, Jul 1, 2015
  8. Jul 1, 2015 #6
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    shredmachine was, truly, one of a kind. :cool:
     
    yankee, Jul 1, 2015
    yankee, Jul 1, 2015
  9. Jul 1, 2015 #7
    Kinda Sketchy

    Kinda Sketchy Active Member

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    Did he change screen names or just haul ass? Purgatory?
     
    Kinda Sketchy, Jul 1, 2015
    Kinda Sketchy, Jul 1, 2015
  10. Jul 1, 2015 #8
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Perma banned by admin666 for bangin' Hindus & pier shottin' in 23' tubes or who knows what, and last sighted skateboarding & snowboarding somewhere near the Pennsyltucky border.
     
    yankee, Jul 1, 2015
    yankee, Jul 1, 2015
  11. Jul 1, 2015 #9
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

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    welcome fellow southernern errr
     
    Sandblasters, Jul 1, 2015
    Sandblasters, Jul 1, 2015
  12. Jul 1, 2015 #10
    frost

    frost Well-Known Member

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    Jul 31, 2014
    Welcome bro my families from john island
     
    frost, Jul 1, 2015
    frost, Jul 1, 2015
  13. Jul 1, 2015 #11
    natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

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    Good to have you brah!
     
    natkitchen, Jul 1, 2015
    natkitchen, Jul 1, 2015
  14. Jul 1, 2015 #12
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2014
    hey man. welcome. I'm taking a poop as i write this. take your own life. the end.
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Jul 1, 2015
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Jul 1, 2015
  15. Jul 1, 2015 #13
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    but seriously. welcome. of all the choices in your life, conrad, joining the forum was by far the best.
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Jul 1, 2015
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Jul 1, 2015
  16. Jul 2, 2015 #14
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Welcomme. I don't drink enough beer to pee the bed, but one time a psilocybin/MAOI(naturally occurring of course, strict dietary guidelines) joint venture made me pee a little.
     
    seldom seen, Jul 2, 2015
    seldom seen, Jul 2, 2015
  17. Jul 2, 2015 #15
    brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

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    Which distro? Advintage, I hope.
     
    brewengineer, Jul 2, 2015
    brewengineer, Jul 2, 2015
  18. Jul 2, 2015 #16
    Kinda Sketchy

    Kinda Sketchy Active Member

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    Nah, Southern Eagle. Thanks Unc and Seldom. You guys are hilarious most of the time.
     
    Kinda Sketchy, Jul 2, 2015
    Kinda Sketchy, Jul 2, 2015
  19. Jul 2, 2015 #17
    Kinda Sketchy

    Kinda Sketchy Active Member

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    Sep 29, 2014
    Nah, Southern Eagle. Thanks Unc and Seldom. You guys are hilarious most of the time.
     
    Kinda Sketchy, Jul 2, 2015
    Kinda Sketchy, Jul 2, 2015
  20. Jul 2, 2015 #18
    Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

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    Hey Conrad, a couple of things:

    Costco sells diapers.

    IPAs make your testicles shrink, thats why I started drinking them. My ballz were getting so big that I was always sitting on them every time a took a seat.

    Your son will thank u that u decided not to name him Conrad….its just another hipster gay name.

    Andddddd…..Welcome!
     
    Sniffer, Jul 2, 2015
    Sniffer, Jul 2, 2015
  21. Jul 2, 2015 #19
    brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

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    You probably know a few of my friends. One is the Carolina brewing rep. Another friend just left Palmetto to brew at Tradesman not long ago.
     
    brewengineer, Jul 2, 2015
    brewengineer, Jul 2, 2015
  22. Jul 2, 2015 #20
    Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

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    My driver is named, "Cadbury."

    Hey does John know you are on his island?

    You got any pills?
     
    Riley Martin, Jul 2, 2015
    Riley Martin, Jul 2, 2015
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