Three little Mormons... be by my door step. Singing sweet songs, of mormon tings....

Yes--do not be courteous, nice, or kind. Tell them they have 5 seconds to get the puck off of your property. I do if they show up at my house. Have done similar with national politicians as well.

 

Use this exact line, it works every time, "I am very happy with my religion, but thanks for stopping by." If you tell them you have no religion they will press harder to turn you. If you are happy (just lie) with your religion they know it will be a tough sell and will move on.

 

Yeah but..... they are just young guys, you gotta cut them a break.

 

Come to the door in tighty whities and no shirt with a big roll of duct tape in your hand. This is called the Son Surf Follower method.

 

Put a porno flick on really loud on the TV in your living room, make sure they can see / hear it... they'll leave

 

they used to come by my house,,always super nice people,,i still give them a water or something if I see them but they don't come anymore,after on and off two years of trying to sway me their,last attempt they sent three women,I guess in one last all out assault to reign me in...one from Nebraska was actually smoking hot but had a emotional breakdown on my porch from being away from home ,,yea just tell them nicely your not interested and happy with your current denomination/religion they more than likely won't return,,,

 

Tell them you do your best thinking and pontificating about God when you're folding the laundry, mowing the lawn, etc. Ask them to join in with you to help the discussion.

 

No you don't. In fact, hand them a joint--bring them over to the Dark Side.

 

Very creative--I like it!!!

 

^^^ +1 wwjd

 

Why do you people answer the door for strange people? You may get molesterererered by the apparently uncontrollable urges of Mexicans.

Look before you open the door.

It may be the police.

 

Just spewed my coffee, GitCarter. Thank you!

 

Man, who needs illegal mexicans--we have mormons!!

 

I'm glad somebody appreciates my humor!

 

Yeah that was good, R-Carted. Do me a favor, and lay-off the Mexicans and place your hate at Muslims.

Thanks.

How's your anger today?

Still off the herb?

Man, I have got real problems. All I do is smoke....and smoke...and smoke.

 

Oh I'm alright with the meehicans. Most of thm round here are pretty cool plus I love their food. I do hate those towel headed camel jockies for sure. Damn Bastards are responsible for 9/11 (no matter what Chica seems to think) plus they make their women cover up when they really should be showing of them titties!

 

When they come to my house I invite them in. But before they pass the threshold, I ask them if they've heard of L. Ron Hubbard. then sic my dog on them.

 

Last time they showed up they asked me if I knew who was in charge. I looked straight up and told them the aliens. Completely stunned them, I let the silence settle in for a few minutes and told them I was just f'ing with them, and said let me have your pamphlet..and Good luck on your mission. They were happy to leave, Haven't seem them since. I kninda miss them