Now Seeking High-Level Surfers for a New Competition TV Show

Dear yankee

you brought my name into this and when I retorted and you FREAKED OUT in big red letters.
Glad to know you are in your 50's and never really could surf, kook.
later beeyatch (because we all know you are a b-i-t-c-h
MIS

 

You have come to the wrong place. Most people on this site are just good at posting **** on a forum and don't surf. If they do surf, they are most likely kooks.

 

dood you have the sensitivity level of a 14 year old suburban girl. Do all your friends stuff your bra for you, caitlyn? Lighten up francis.

 

OK, sorry, I now realize that the color red triggers your rain man behavior, mis thing & makes you stamp your foot in anger. Hands on hips now, missy!

You bring your name into every tread. Meth is a terrible thing eh sparky?

 

Smells like a bunch of school girls on here

 

F U Homo!!!!

 

Dude tell your wife to stop posting pics of herself

 

Thanks RC. I didn't hear back from them yet so I sent more pics of my nads. I did weave my pubes into a hipster beard and dyed it green, I hear that's what the cool kids are doing these days with their face beards. Hey maybe I'm the first to create the nutbeard.

I figure I'm a lock to get in now.

 

Lame. I hear this claim so many times, and I can only assume the people that make it are speaking of themselves. Most of us are just gainfully employed at boring jobs, and find the forum to be a place to pass time.

 

Well said brew, I was thinking the same thing. Honestly, the only time I post is while I am at work and it is a pretty solid way to pass time.

 

Haaaa Tlokein said nutbeard!!!

 

LMAO, hope he has a BIG truck with that wildebeest on there!

 

AAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA, this is funny!

 

I would love to see you surf. I"m not for the contest but I doubt your surfing could even enter you into a contest.

Also, most of the people who get mad at that statement are exactly who I'm talking about. I didn't say everybody, just most. Since you got your panties in a bunch, that probably means you're offended because you can't surf.

 

Same here. I rarely post after work. If I do, it's because the weather sucks and I have had a few beers.

 

I am not offended. I just think it is a b1tch statement. No, I do not surf at a competitive level. I don't care either. I surf 2-3 times a week, when life and work aren't getting in the way. I can do it well enough to get some enjoyment out of it. If you ever want to see me surf, you are going to have to hang out in SC, because I am not the type to film myself. You are on here and post quite often. By your statements, I should assume you don't surf.

 

I do think it's pretty funny how many people on here question how well others surf or sponge! Don't get me wrong, it does provide great entertainment, but it reminds me of back in middle school. "My dad can beat up your dad!" LOL Anyway, sorry to derail slightly, slide on!

 

Hey Brew, smoke anything good lately? (food) HA

 

Smoked some beef short ribs on Saturday. They were decadent.

 

Very nice, sir!