Got a Ticket for Surfing

The "accusers" would need to be present if the cop was responding to "hearsay".
Easy to get dismissed. If the cop did not see it and has no witnesses, no reasonable judge should fine you.
Unless you have ****heads.......

 

Holy sh_t man, that is bullsh_t!!! You should call back to the non-emergency line and say the kids are getting to close to you and you are scared. LOL How much is the fine?

 

o barry

 

north end where? SL?

 

How much is the fine? Were you riding the whitewash into the kiddies?

Getting a ticket for surfing dangerously sounds awesome, until you realize that it's for groveling in tiny mush while some toddlers are splashing in the waves right next to you.

 

Some frigged up parents. Instead of telling the kids to be aware, their answer is to call the cops. Who are they going to blame for child endangerment when their kids are eaten by sharks? It's called parenting,people. Use it wisely. Sorry and pissed you got snagged.

 

Duder, plead not guilty, that ish will get reduced at least...

 

wow if thats what happened thats bs.



fight it.

 

Well, regardless of the old crotch, you were still in the wrong. Can't be too mad about the fine. Do what Sheldonne said, might get it reduced.

 

you can also offer the old lady your cock.

 

What waves? there's was a little something at croatan but nuthing from 80th to 11th st.

But if there ever are waves, where the cops didn't have to take a step off the sand to grab you, NEVER paddle in.

 

If you prepay, you will have to pay the full amount. If you go to court and plead "No Contest" the judge will likely cut the fine in half. At least this is how it works in traffic court.

 

Yeah, I agree with ya about some of the SUPs I see, very dangerous. Some of these guys should get fined for just pulling up to the beach with it on their car.

Funny how he enforces the law with you guys and even tells you the laws for SUPs, but doesn't enforce theirs. You should have called and said you were Mildred and you are very scared because the fellas on those paddle board thingy's are too far out and they might get swept away. BWAHAHAHA

Anyway, hoe ya get it reduced mang!

 

Back last century, I was out at 80th after curfew. Back then, piggies had choppers, speed boats, quads and under cover "agents" dressed liked tourons, to keep evil surfers in line. A helicopter flew over me and used a loud speaker to tell me to go in. I paddled out like I didn't hear. He kept yelling and dropping. Water was being churned around me as I kept surfing. as soon as he left, I caught one in.

 

Just skip the ticket.

Let them issue a warrant for you. If they actually ever get you(probably from a traffic stop) then you can smuggle things in for Keith who is at The Prince William County Hotel. Assuming you get pulled over in PWC. Shoot, he may actually be Fairfax property. Another Manassas guy goes down.....

Man, VB is not surfer friendly. You guys always get tickets for surfing.

How do they write tickets for surfers? Do you have to provide ID or do they just ax your name. I don't know, I don't have my ID in the water. If they just ax for your name always say, "John Nievens." Ah that would be impressive if I knew John's address but I don't.

Ah man, legal problems suck, man. But as long as you ain't Superior it's alright. Court that is. Municipal is nothing; Superior is everything.

 

If the cop didn't see you surfing near the kids, f@ck getting it reduced. Fight it. O Barry is right. Don't pay a friggin dime. Don't be a Lonesome Trailer, be an ANGRY Trailer. Slam your fist in anger on the Defendant's table, get locked up for Contempt of Court. Never Give up the Fight!