Newbie to this forum...just want to say HEY!

O Jawn

 

Yo Zero you ever get some pee pee with desomorphine in it

 

Nope, not that I know of.

 

Oh man if you do ax them to give you some then send it out to Barry, Frost and oh Too Fun might want a taste too...you know what I be sayin'

Thanks Bruh...

 

None for me thanks... Copenhagen and alcohol are enough for me...i did step on something out there today it was squishy soft alive and swam like crazy once I stepped on it..

 

Flounder or ray?

 

**** happens!

 

Hey, here's some advise, just from observation. Thongs and ass-rash is for girls.

 

toofat & raddadingdong & skidmark = separated at birth.

You were good for about 2 posts, tf. Now? You're just TMI. The buoys of SI have 'jacked your tread - - in other words, spanky, heed the unspoken wisdom being posted in your tread & give radio silence a shot.

Save all of our eyeballs those images that you conjured up of a silverback gorilla in a bikini bleating on a board.

 

^^^Hahaha as always, you're on point. Dude, listen to Yankee, he knows what's up.

 

Dunno never saw it coulda been either was trying to watch out for this 10yr old who was struggling to paddle out on her board she kept losing it and I didn't want it to spear me..I just checked my foot make sure I wasn't bleeding and continued on...that been some s if it was a flounder and I held my stomp and picked it up... Lunch!

 

Hey new guy... drown your kids in front of your wife, and then headbutt moving vehicles until ye be dead dead dead ......

Welcome to the SI forum. Based on your description of your learning experiences (4 rides in 24 outings), I can draw two conclusions:

1. You're mildly retarded, but high functioning enough to find someone to mate with and beat the system. Kudos to you.

2. You have perseverance.

3. You don't learn from your mistakes.

All three of these qualities will make you an exceptional forum member. Welcome aboard.

Now let me spoil the fun and answer a few questions for you that you haven't asked yet, or throw in a few comments yet to be spoken in your future posts:

"No, you don't need to see a doctor for that. That happened to me once at the secret spot and it got all green for like a week and then it got better."

"I got chlamydia so many times I can spell it right on the first time."

"Wolves on mushrooms should run the universe."

"Lets eff some whores."

"You don't need that skank."

"Foam is your friend, and manufactured boards are satan, and ultimately if the board wasn't shaped 17" from where you're standing at any given time, you're not supporting your local shaper."

"Shut up Bradatatat, go choke on a gallon of wolf semen and crawl back to the underbelly of a tinea infection under a boob that you were berthed from."


Those are all answers to questions you will ask, or ultimately posts that will come up in threads you start. You can actually kill yourself now. Game over.

 

toofun, I see you have met our dirty uncle! LOL If you are lucky, one day you will have one of these



I hope we don't ever have to award you one of these

 

Wolves on mushrooms, man...

 

+912


I fully endorse this, good call U2B.

 

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"Mildly Retarded"

HA.