unofficial official alcohol-induced purchases thread

Where do we meet, ya farking parrot loving pirate????? ArGGHHHH <grin>

 

Go-pro Dog mount. So gnarley to see my boy snag some disks.

 

usually more alcohol in the form of shots. When I was younger, I would 'return' some of them. Now, I just get hungover for half a week. Can't say I've dialed in any Hawaiian shirts. I like the bird theme, though.

 

coke and hookers

 

I mean, its what we were all thinking.

 

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7'6 gun when our waves our 1-1/2 feet usually...dam wait I was sober

 

Now I know why!!! Mrs Tard likes her some Tom Selleck

 

This...

 

My almost first tattoo......South St I Philly summer '89........I threw up......got thrown out....almost got the **** kicked out of me......that was the end of the Rum years........ugh.....never got a tattoo....thank you Capt Morgan...you saved my skin.

 

my liver is still mad at the Capt....

 

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so u got an unfinished tattoo that's 25 yrs old lol?its best to get drunk before getting a tadoo.im immune to the needle I don't think they hurt...........

yea I stopped buying stuff while im drunk.i realize I never use them.i have a pair of nikes I bought 3 yrs ago and they are still in the box.idk why I bought them lol,im still wearing the same shoes I had when I bought them.I also bought a cheap surfboard from ebay.never buy a surfboard from ebay.its a 5'5'' that has the thickness of a bic longboard,probably even thicker.they did not mention that in the ad.

 

You Magnum PI wannabe motherf*cker. Your shirt sucks.


Thank you, good night.

 

is it okay if we do drug related too? because i have bought some really stupid **** on painkillers yall will get a kick out of. so it that cool bro? i know a guy that got so ****ed up on oxys he bought a shrimp boat..only in south carolina.

i was high last week bought a les paul and line 6 amp. bought a long board like brews but a little different shape. bought new leather seat cover for my car seats last week. i bought a $500 car chip. hmmm one year a 2000$ martin that got returned lol. 300$ worth of surf fins. 600$ worth of food once. a plane ticket to nica and went. my women 400$ in jewelry. 80$ sushi dinner. a prostitute. more to come.

 

I getz paid b_tch!!

 

im poor as dirt thats was all from gi bill and student aid refunds, i wish i could be more responsible with money but we all know its damn near impossible for someone in there early 20s to.