unofficial official alcohol-induced purchases thread

More booze, hookers, an expensive hotel room in Perth, and a very large case of macadamia nuts when in Pearl during a port stop back in my Navy daze. Took much of a 7 month deployment to finish the case.

 

one night all FUGGED up I bought a pack of hunting knives on cable. the smallest one was like 15inch! the box weighed a ton and the wife was not pleased! unless I was meeting WILLIAM WALLACE later, they were not only useless but made of complete SHATT!

 

I started drinking at 16ish and I am now 43. Always wondered how much money I would have if I never drank. Maybe that is why Mormons are able to have 26 kids.

 

cepriano......needle never touched my skin......almost puked in the chair .....almost puked in the shop.....(these days I don't think they let you in if your drunk.....thins the blood and messes up the ink?......not sure)......I don't even remember what I wanted to get tattooed.....but I'm pretty sure I would have regretted it being as rummed up as I was....

 

Blasters, wow you spend a lot of money on non-painkiller items. Don't neglect your pills.

 

I also am 43 and have wondered the same thing! HA HA HA Especially since the older I get, the better quality I want.

 

I was drunk when I met my wife, and so was she. That there is solid proof of the dangers of alcohol over-consumption.

 

yea I heard being drunk makes u bleed more,i don't know if it messes up the ink or not.some people like tattoos some don't,im guessing u don't lol.I know theres plenty of people that got messed up tattoos because they were drunk and never would've got it sober.

I thought u were saying u almost puked from the needle,but forgot u were drunk lol.

 

I like quality tattoos (that cost a small fortune).....I've seen some really bad ones that were affordable.......I think I would have liked to have a full sleeve....just never happened. Its weird, now it seems like I'm one of the few that doesn't have any ink at all.

 

I got a shoulder piece that took about 12 hours to complete. Did it in several sittings. Designing it with the artists was awesome, getting the placement, graphics and proportions right. Then it's basically up to the artist's skill. I would do a few shots of markers before sitting down in the chair. I dunno about the rest of you, but gettin ink done sobers you up pronto. I would come out after a 2-3 hour nonstop session and be ok but a little wobbly.

The smaller pieces I did in one sitting are a breeze in retrospect.
Fun thing about ink is you get to learn a few things about your body and pain tolerance. It always fascinated me to feel the tingle/itching in my elbow when we were carving the shoulder blade. Nerve endings, man.
Ink saturation and application depends on the skill of your artist. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Unless you're carving scar tissue - don't let an amateur tell you "that's about as good as its gonna get" wtf?

 

Come to think of it I'm overdue for some skin art.

 

One of my good friends is a tattoo artist. I try not to drink with him too much cause I usually end up with a new tattoo. One day I'll get a neck tatt of my baby momma name cuz

 

Nerve endings, man,

 

Last Friday I bought extra bourbon, fried shrimp, seared ahi tuna and a shirt that said "f@ck you we do what we want". I was blackout drunk remembered none of the purchases but found the evidence empty bottle, receipts for food and was wearing the shirt...not sure what happened to the shirt I left the house in. I woke up in my lawn chair in my backyard with said evidence present when I regained consciousness at approximately 9am Saturday with Mexicans packing lawnmowers, weed whackers and backpack blowers circling me. Last memory I have at the bar before the inebriated purchases was at was - I gotta get out of here before I bang my ex's sister.

 

Classic Jersey.....Thanks NJ Glide......I was wondering if a lot has changed since my Wild Turkey days. Glad to hear not much....awesome.
I went into a bar by me and ordered a beer and a double Turkey and I was told "Nobody drinks that crap!" while behind the bartender is Cotton Candy Vodka. Haven't been back since.

 

Classic Jersey.....Thanks NJ Glide......I was wondering if a lot has changed since my Wild Turkey days. Glad to hear not much....awesome.
I went into a bar by me and ordered a beer and a double Turkey and I was told "Nobody drinks that crap!" while behind the bartender is Cotton Candy Vodka. Haven't been back since.

 

i know right all that money should of went to dope i feel stupid buying all that **** and ever time i do it puts me in a bad situation. buying dumb **** that is... i know what your talking aboot bro what have you done i want to know? i must know? will you tell me plz, come on bro your everyones swellinfo hero, never leave us again bro. btw bravo on prince edward was that the name you used on msw? that **** was classic. i want to be more like you can you teach me?

 

i call landscaping down here a mexican alarm clock. because if you dont wake up by 9 they will.