speaking of ratings grab, slater is interviewed again (this time sports illustrated) about the mick shark. My favorite lines were if he was more patient in the semifinals it would have been him fighting the shark, and name dropping Derek Jeter that he told slater he would never surf.
"Going gay for Yankee.." I've always been gay for Yankee. Whooo Hoo. Hey, Barry, do you watch Judge Judy at any point of the day? How's aboot The Price is Right?
No, you're not bored. You're boring, coochie. Nothing says irrelevant & anachronistic like an old pale white dood (that would be you, campesino) attempting to find relevance.
i'm still not over jaws. do not read the true story about the shark that killed a few people in nj 99 years ago july 1916 called 'close to shore' by Michael capuzzo or you will be sorry. came up the coast. beach haven, spring lake, then 11 miles inland, matawan creek. a true story of terror. Benchley based jaws on it. 5 attacks. the first recorded on swimmers in u.s. history. 4 people killed. in 2 weeks.