using surfing as a medium for fist fighting

I personally fukin love to scrap around how about you guys? This mooring I had my first surf fisticuff with who the heck knows, some bald idiot on a log acting all entitled and shyt, i meagerly snowballed him a bit and didn't drop in, just pondering the close out sand bar was all. Then I hear a shrill "Your A FAKIN dushe bag!" so i hopped on the shoulder of the next wave and surfed over to the disgruntled moron who at this point was floating with out his board (leash less log ripper). I then ascertained his anger was about the board washing away. well if u go leash less u best control that thing cheese. Then he's throwing up his arms and barking more **** at me so i let him know first that I pulled out like i pulled out of his mom last night, then asked him to not give me that kinda shyt. He continues to bark and scowl like a complete idiot, I then suggest I help him to his board on the beach and at this point it was waist deep and he's in front of me by about 3'. He's coming towards me still, I could smell his breath, it was terrible smelling as if a whale just dropped a huge whale load in his mouth,. at that point i gave him a left then a hard right bow to the side of the cheek he stubmled around the dove at my waist. Natuarlly i sprawled and then had his face submerged in water at my control. I let him up and knew right away he was ready to quit. I said to him, way to start the day eh bub? He had it and just scampered off the bar and to his crappy leasheless log then left. I don't know if he's gonna try and press charges but here i am.

All of this happened at 6 15 am. way to start a great day! YEW Im going surfing again right meow !!! I loovveee surf scraps!!! its like boxing and surfing combined, the BEST !!

 

dude the canucks aren't that terrible all the time, except thaT THIER breath almost always smells like whale cum.
Nah my opponent was surely not candian and most likely some idiot with daddy stock market money from MASS on summer retreat, or some 40 x 40 moron from manhattan (makes 40 mil by 40 years old). This occured at the most abused surfing spot in maine and it needs regulation. This time of year disgusting things happen in the water and its ranging from pretentious entitlement based on social economic factors (overly wealthy morons who think they shred) is my theory. I work hard to keep myself in the water, waking up at 4 am to score is part of it, so if someone jerks me off in the line up at that early hour ill snap hardcore. BEEDY EYED IDIOTS WHO TAKE AND TAKE AND TAKE.

a clean waist to chest high swell doesn't warrant the beedy selfish eyes this idiot had. You cant tell someone not to want a wave especially after you paddle around to the top of point after every wave and then paddle like your life depends on it to grab the next good one. It makes me sick its gut wrenching stuff.