Using the Highway as a Medium for Sliding Waves-Schotting Tractor Trailers and Schitt

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by seldom seen, Jul 31, 2015.

  1. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    So, whilst driving, I sometimes think how the highway has some similarities to the line-up. It's dog eat dog, and knowledge and skills can gain you an advantageous position among other benefits...

    But what I really like, when it lines up right, I'll be in the far left, with tractor trailers in the middle and right lanes. With enough speed and propre timing, the space b/t the two trailers opens up like a benevolent barrel that lets you out.

    When I do this, I quote Jesus Quintana and yell, "I was gonna fock you in the a$$ Saturday, but I'll fock you in the a$$ on Wednesday instead!"...regardless of what day it is...

    Feel free to discuss.


    [video=youtube;PlBnPKrLDG4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlBnPKrLDG4[/video]

    #9/12

    #neverforgetbobbynguyen
     
  2. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Also up for discussion/another way to rephrase...where else does your mind do surf riding?
     

  3. salzsurf

    salzsurf Well-Known Member

    384
    Feb 11, 2011
    skiing. i'm always looking for hacks and cutbacks.
     
  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    That's what da fock i'm talking about salzsurf.
     
  5. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013
    what about shooting squirrels ? that takes me to a moment of purity much like finding a nice wave. Also shooting fish with spears takes me to the wizard mind set much like oceansurf riding does
     
  6. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Snowboarding, sometimes on the side of the slopes you will find a nice big smooth area like a swell and do a big carve and then kick that tail out and throw some snow
     
  7. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    I have a killer barrel in the hood...it's the hedge of bushes barrel that hangs over...fly down the street on the skate and pig dog grab rail until you get spat out.
     
  8. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    On I-95, I like to mind surf the bridge embankments and the concrete slopes under the overpasses. Great skateboarding spots in an otherwise flat landscape down here in South Florida.
     
  9. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    When my circle floods and I back out of the driveway, I stop and watch the wave peel all the around the circle. Such a sick left.

    Crazy how much we think about surfing...
     
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    It's fockin' everywhere. I think what's so rad is that everything in nature travels in waves, yet we are the lucky few who actually get to ride tangible liquid ones...brahhhhhhhhhh
     
  11. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Where I go fishing in the bay, I sit there watching the little 9" waves along the shore slobbering on myself
     
  12. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  13. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Masterpiece post. Clever. 10/10

    Are u guilty of DWSI?



    Driving while swell info-ing
     
  14. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Ahh thank you Bub. That I am not, the driving part.


    My bum is on the Swedish, Swedish.


    Get some buoys.
     
  15. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    Riding on the tram between terminals at the Atlanta Hartsfield airport. Let go of the handrail and get into surfing stance, barreling down the track.

    Pulling onto a busy street in the car, waiting for just the right space coming my way, accelerating is like paddling, catch the opening and Go!

    Racing down a wide open lane of U.S.1 on the way to work and floating over a very smooth bump in the road getting a feeling of being slightly floating while doing it.
     
  16. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Hey dude, if only science people surfed they'd have this figured out long agoo:

    http://www.livescience.com/24509-light-wave-particle-duality-experiment.html

    I've been thinking about this for a while and now there's an article kinda sorta like it...
    So if you take a linear propulsion of a said particle you have a 2 axis planar projection with a a set direction, however any particle radiation (esp light) also shows attributes of a waveform (freq/amplitude/slope of ascension and descen...tion?) but how does that tie to the linear direction of a particle with mass?
    Think of the wave as energy pushing the mass of the physical particle forward, countering the gravitational force.
    The particle is thus in the pocket of the energy wave going -> this way....sh1t dude, it's possible that it's even rolling....I don't see that as impossible...
    Increase the amplitude of the energy wave and/or slow down the particle - and you can vary its position on the wave.
    Aka take the high line/ whatever.
    Now dig this, if this wave is going in a circle, parallel to gravity, the particle being pushed is perpetually gliding in defiance of its forces = levitation.
     
  17. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    #particlesurf
     
  18. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    I do that everytime I go fishing in the bay lol,u see mini slabs rolling in like 15 wave sets 8'' high.would be so much cooler if the waves were real and u could actually surf in the bay.

    I also like to throw kids barrels when im driving by in the rain and hit a huge puddle I throw a shaka and scream yeaaaaaaaaaaaa phukuuuurzzz.I know they enjoy it as much as I do
     
  19. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    we have huge tidal marshes here and every time there some wind and its breaking like 1inch at one second or some **** you see like 5 mini j bays and im so stoked. im like why cant i be 0.5inchs tall.
     
  20. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    That's why anti-friction and glide are so key to a good surfboard/fin set up. A perpetual motion machine, until you step off onto sand, or kick out the back. From now on, I'm going to try to imagine I am a particle and see if I can go faster. I will report back as soon as we get waves.