Driving up to our favorite spot my son and I get into a conversation just before we take the last bend... I tell him the waves are gonna suck really bad because of how flat the cove is when we drive up, and he continues to tell me that the cove is always flat and that you cant tell **** about the waves from the cove. Its stupid but we always do it...... and we always have a great day.
Quid pro quo Clarice.... My only remaininf one is I try not to talk abowt it if I think it's gonna be good. I've said it befor I'll say it againe, when I was a pubescent teen, and still gripped by the shackles of Catholicism, I would refrain from masturbation a day or two before a surf, as I felt Gawd would punish me with bad waves...but we know that's not true, right Wayner?
Quid pro quo Clarice.... My only remaininf one is I try not to talk abowt it if I think it's gonna be good. I've said it befor I'll say it againe, when I was a pubescent teen, and still gripped by the shackles of Catholicism, I would refrain from masturbation a day or two before a surf, as I felt Gawd would punish me with bad waves...but we know that's not true, right Wayner?
gawd was already punishing you by not providing you with enough wahines to satisfy your needs. That gawd, hes a shellfish d!ck
If I wash my surf trunks during a spell of waves, it will go flat. Back in the day I would yell at my Mom for washing them, she would think I was nuts. I hang them out back to dry on a hook, so my wife won't throw them in the machine. She still does, so you can thank her for the flat spell down here.
Hoping for waves out loud. Which I'd never do even in my head. because I wish it would be always flat. forever.
The only real superstition I have is "Do your normal deal". IOW if you have a routine then stick to it. Example: Waves don't look too great and I probably won't surf very long so why bother with sunscreen that I usually put on. Four hours later I'm burnt to a crisp.
If a daily bongy bought waves I'd be surfing every day too. Wish that superstitionne worked for me. Does make the flatness a bit more bearable though.
In high school on our way to the beach there was a house that had midgets living there. We would say, if we saw the midgets outside, there were going to be waves.
How consistent was that theory? I mean, that'd be sick if every time you saw midgets there were waves.
It seemed like every time we saw them there were waves, but then again, we already knew there was some type of swell
theres only a few I believe in. 1.breaking a mirror.they say it gives u 7yrs bad luck,7 years is almost a decade,i don't have too many decades left to waste so,i stay away from mirrors lol. 2.leaving a hat on a bed.only because it got matt Dillon killed in drugstore cowboys.i don't want to be killed by old junkies I used to rip off. 3.buying a dutch before u get de herb.long time ago when we was kids,my buddies from the shore came to my neck of the woods,we bought a dutch,then searched for 10hrs not finding any bud,after we were promised it was on standby.never again. that's about it.... shyt I don't believe in black cats,I have black cats,they are real furry and awesome to pet. spiders,I kill them everyday,nothing bad happened yet. I don't know of anything else...
