Introducing Myself

Don't forget Dragon Boat racing!

 

yeah come on down we've only had 21 shark sightings in the last week, three of which were attacks on seals and one this morning while we surfed. But the waves are fun so...

 

I said it years ago when all of the tree hugging clean water freaks started pushing for cleaner water in Boston Harbor and around the area... clean water means more fish, hence more seals, hence more sharks!! Wanna do something fun? Chum the water and then BOIL GRAPEFRUITS and drop them in the water. SHARKS EAT THEM whole and then they burst inside their stomachs... no more sharks.... Before you all blast me it was your WAMPANOAG Indian decendents down on the Cape that taught me that trick when I was a kid when they used to shark hunt.. Never did it myself mind you but pretty cool to see and DAMN effective...

 

o toofun

 

Paging Sharc-unter aka HCBBRI. You now have a confederate.

 

Is that the same thing as feed seagulls alka-seltzers?

 

My Cherokee ancestors taught me that if you stick your d1ck in a water melon and feed it to a shark it will literally rip your d1ck off..

 

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or motor boating

 

Excellent advice Lonesome, they are wise!

 

Excellent advice Lonesome, they are wise!

 

A variety of fruit would yield similar results.

 

What ever happened to Johnny??? Where did he go?

 

Alkaselter to Seagulls is a good one... But I also like mixing plaster of paris with Peanutbutter to take care of pesky chipmunks that make a mess of your rock walls... They eat the peanutbutter and when they go to drink water the plaster of paris hardens inside of them. If you put enough of it in them they will petrify and you would then have nice "chip and dale" lawn ornaments!

Oh another great idea... feed mayonaise to tunafish! Nightshift

 

A sadistic bunch, you are.

May you sit on a 10' spike.

 

$hit ! this here is the best hello tread I've read!!! We should all get 1 infraction for hijacking the tread!!! You dudes are as witty as you are full of Sh!t but in the best way ! Thank you all for re-stoking the forum. Johny just come on back if you ever wanna try again I dun told you once you sonofa***** were the best that's ever been!

 

Heard that Costco surf shop just got a new shipment of wave storms in....

 

OK tool fun

 

Hey johnny, you're probably being tracked already by a fella in a windowless white van. His co-pilot is also frothy over kids like you. Bottom line, pun intended, beware of waynetheinsaaane & shorteyes-phonics: they're sketch & they have at least one federal agency in pursuit of their child-molesting arses.

 

you really dont make any sense.