hey im a white guy and think nigeria is the place for me, ive never been but hear the waves are sicks? i think i will get it in there and mix it up with the lokals. i want to get married and take a wife to so i have something to trade. im thinking maybe even liberia.. the rent is cheap in both these places but im a little worried about the drug quality and the prostis got aids ive herd better wear two jimmys. i wonder if they have hindus? i need everyones help on this its a life changing event. i might even try to get my whole family to come i think will be like the old slaves that went to liberia but white. they will love us. i might even just go by myself and go tomas jefferson on them.
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thanks for your support if you ever need a place to stay just let me know and you will be able to stay in my guest mud hut. im going to get a spear permit since we dont have guns.
i herrd they put ebola spread on their toast over there. also, i got an email from a Nigerian prince. apparently, there's like a chest of riches waiting for me, but first I need to sign over my identity to Prince Jaffi Jofar first. i can't wait to be a Nigerian millionaire!
Blasters, good luck over there brother, sounds like you got it all planned out! Maybe you can get a job at the Ford plant, they are going to start producing the Ford ranger over there. Say hello to Boko Haram. Oh yeah, heard Walmart is opeing there. Man, this place sounds dreamy! Hope you don't miss your delicious southern food, too much! Get shacked an dsend us some pics
Absolutely no raw dawging! Take lots of condoms. You'll be exotic with chicks crawling all over you. Boko Harem only allows LBing with prayer rugs. Good luck!
id convert to islam if I were u.just say alla Akbar anytime u see someone.instead of saying hello,scream allah Akbar!!!!!!!!!I hear the local warlords are pretty cool.food is scarce but with the civil wars theres always a dead guy to eat.they do smuggle some good hash from morocco on occasion.if theres no waves,just head down the local market and pick up a few rpg's and ak's.
My niece just got accepted by the Peace Corps for a tour of S Africa. I asked her if there weren't any underprivileged people a little closer. If she wants foreigners, there's tons in Central and South 'Merika that could benefit. At least she could walk home if she had to.
Brings to mind an old joke: A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have the camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stepladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down, and goes to work on the camel. Afterwards, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "Well no, not really, sir. They usually just ride the camel into town where the women are."
lol^^^^ I heard the women in liberia cost 2 bags of rice, where they cost only 1 small bag of beans and a blanket in nigeria. keep this in mind!!!
