annoying surf

I'm just amazed that such a complete and total kook still exists in this world with all the available info out there. Truly amazed. Do you even know what a kook is? You are such a kook, you don't even know you are one. Lol

here's a hint, a newb is not a kook. a true kook (which you are in spades) is somebody who completely ignores the rules of surf etiquette. Dropping in being rule#1. (still lovin those meds Riley)

 

Pumpy this ain't Riley...this ain't his stylee.

And I'm not trying to ruin your fun either, I just know it's not him. I'll see him Tuesday and make him post.

 

oh come on...I have this grand vision of him sitting and a suite with nurses like Hunter S Thompson

 

well alright then.

 

Lol, funny

 

Geeze, I didn't think the vast majority of these posts were all that bad. I've seen way worse on here, most were giving some legitimate advice.

 

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so this is now a full on butt pile on the way I like it ?? everyone feels like its safe sex to pretend to pass gas after taking it high & hard butt you guys imagined it incorrectly in your heads.

When I'm in the fruit bars its a lot different then when I'm admiring short eyes phonics speedo-clad nut sack on the beach. Im just sick of explaining this to you guys.

Maybe I don't know how to surf. Im pretty good. I'm confused? Probably better than a lot of you kooks.

Almost every time Im out surfing Belmar, people make a point to tell me I got a good ride or good wave. But not that I need others to tell me that. I know I get good rides when waynetheinsaaane is in town tee hee.

And the other point about if the roles were reversed, and I was a top instead of a bottom, well I would have gladly been giving up set waves if I had just gotten the last one. Butt I can't seem to catch set waves. The other boyz are so mean to me. And I do that all the time when I surf with people. I cry. I do. I cry.

I feel like the people on this site are superior beings. Or maybe I'm just a simpering, whining, no-talent fruitcake who should probably take up knitting. I do have some awful kind of inferiority complex, maybe with the other surf sites, too.

And honestly after all this Im having my doubts that I could ever be a legit surfer. Almost like no one wants to meet me, to play in speedos & watch porn and play video games.

I'm a total kook - - can't you tell?!? My name...BRAD....BRAD.....BRAD
Brad Spitted out.[/QUOTE]

 

Okay, so I read the OP to my girlfriend. (She is not a surfer). After I read it to her, I asked, who do you think was in the wrong? She said, the guy writing it. I asked why, she said, he wasn't on the peak. She said, the other guy was on the peak and was on the wave first.

 

so this is now a full on butt pile on the way I like it ?? everyone feels like its safe sex to pretend to pass gas after taking it high & hard butt you guys imagined it incorrectly in your heads.

When I'm in the fruit bars its a lot different then when I'm admiring short eyes phonics speedo-clad nut sack on the beach. Im just sick of explaining this to you guys.

Maybe I don't know how to surf. Im pretty good. I'm confused? Probably better than a lot of you kooks.

Almost every time Im out surfing Belmar, people make a point to tell me I got a good ride or good wave. But not that I need others to tell me that. I know I get good rides when waynetheinsaaane is in town tee hee.

And the other point about if the roles were reversed, and I was a top instead of a bottom, well I would have gladly been giving up set waves if I had just gotten the last one. Butt I can't seem to catch set waves. The other boyz are so mean to me. And I do that all the time when I surf with people. I cry. I do. I cry.

I feel like the people on this site are superior beings. Or maybe I'm just a simpering, whining, no-talent fruitcake who should probably take up knitting. I do have some awful kind of inferiority complex, maybe with the other surf sites, too.

And honestly after all this Im having my doubts that I could ever be a legit surfer. Almost like no one wants to meet me, to play in speedos & watch porn and play video games.

I'm a total kook - - can't you tell?!? My name...BRAD....BRAD.....BRAD
Brad Spitted out.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]

 

I got to thinking about this abomination of a thread last night.....

This time of year, kooks have been in the water all summer and feel like their progressing. I think this dude and frost are more similar than we think. They've been splashing around in their baggys since it warmed up a couple months ago. Now that they have a couple months under their belt they feel the confidence to spill their beans here on SI. Most of us have been here for a while, and maybe stuck the proverbial foot in our mouths once or twice, but we know when to walk away.

What is fascinating about these dudes is they just wont quit. It's like, even after a through beating, and a consensus that they are clearly in the wrong, they keep coming back for more.

Basically what i'm saying is: this time of year, its been warm long enough for the fair weather kooks to feel like they've earned the right to talk **** about surfing. In reality they fail at both surfing and playing forum.

 

and life

 

lyfe

 

Salte Lyfe, Babye!!

 

Saulte

 

So much negativity.
I feel the need to give this thread a happy ending.

BP: "Mommy mommy! The internet's being MEAN to me."

BM: "That's okay, Bradley, mommy still wuvs her wittle snookums. Have a cookie."

BP: *sniff* "Ok."

The End

 

I'd be willing to bet my left gnut saq that The Brad has a salt lyfe sticker on the back window of his truck.

 

#saltlife

#belmar

 

Hahaha. Spot. On!