Hello tread

Discussion in 'Southeast' started by colonel lamb, Sep 10, 2015.

  1. colonel lamb

    colonel lamb Member

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    Mar 7, 2013
    Long time lurker first time poster. Lurked long enough to know the frequent characters and da hello tread is a right of passage. Here's the prerequisite inflammatory remarks that most of us have come to love:
    Came across this gem on SI and it struck me so profoundly I was moved to create a profile and post after years of lurkeen. (An enormous amt of effort on my part) I believe that about 80% of swellerz are actually along this skill level displayed in dis vid http://www.swellinfo.com/video/big-surf-at-pleasure-point-in-santa and those are the same loudmouths we deal with on here and in da lineup. But we'll never truly know. Ya no?! Cuz it's da internetz and nobody ever meets in real life n everybody's a delusional keyboard tuff guy.
    Finally here is prerequisite pic of my dog. Cause the option is your chick, your mom or your dog. You clowns get dog.
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    One and done?
     
  2. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Good job, welcomme!!! Nice lookin dog, can it cook?
     

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hello, col. lamb.

    Welcomme to the forumme.

    Some of us do occassionally meet in reel life to shred, burn, lurk, et al.

    I appreciate how astute you are to forum best practices.

    Godspeed lamb
     
  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Oh, and that is a fine Tucks(dog) you have there, he is furry and good. Thank you for sharing.

    Also, please don't abandonne us like Mason Lessre, Cole Ededlstein, Micah, and others. We're fragile and need security.
     
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Sheldonne, you forget... Please don't drop in on us or throw our sheet in da water
     
  6. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Welcome to the forum colonel lamb. Where is ILM and do you get the primo swell there? Can you even swim? Nice doggie pic. I'll bet the dog can swim.
     
  7. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    Proper intro col.lambsbreath

    welcome. someone will be along soon with instructions.
     
  8. Radderbsurfin

    Radderbsurfin Well-Known Member

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    Jun 21, 2013
    Breh, how do we even know that's your dog, dog?
    Post a pic with your gf and the dog. Or visa versa.
    Thx.
     
  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    .

    Word Z, prease excuse.
     
  10. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    I believe ILM is Wilmington, NC. Our airport is ILM because WIL was taken, I guess..
    Prolly surfs WB.
    Lambs are not good swimmers...
    IN the USA "on the lamb" means to be on the run.
    In New Zealand it means something else.
     
  11. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Do lambs wear wetsuite?

    welcome mr Lamb. I guess your fit in just fine. you did your homework.

    your pal, Mr Belmar.

    ps- you forgot to tell us:
    1. have you ever surfed the Belmar
    2. what is your favorite surf spot
    3. what is your favorite color.

    nice dog btw.
     
  12. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    Aloha teach, I am not good at context cues
    as opposed to using a vague euphemism, can you explain this?

    and welcome lambie, hope you fare better than the last guy and his lil meltdown
     
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  13. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Careful, newly shorn lamb....there's two regulars on here who luv sheep.

    One drives a white van whilst raiding Speedos. The other pilots a wooden aircraft carrier whilst communicating with Mars.
     
  14. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Speaking of communicating with Mars, what happened to his moaning chair vids?
     
  15. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    You had to ask.
     
  16. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    vivid studios took their sybian back
     
  17. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

    d!cks to dollars says this mother fvcker never comes back
     
  18. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Maybe he's spending lunch hour on the bidet.
     
  19. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Damn right Yank!!
     
  20. colonel lamb

    colonel lamb Member

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    Mar 7, 2013
    Appreciate the mostly warm welcome. I got the expected amt of flack for 1st timer. To answer a few questions that have arisen. Yes, ILM=Wilmington. I avoid WB like the plague, lived in CB when first moved here and like that vibe better even though it is 30 mins drive compared to 15 to WB where I be in town now.
    Metard I'm definitly incorporating diks to dorrars into my vocab, like your style.
    It is my dog, he is real, his name is Neptune but you're right I could be making it up cause its the internet as I alluded to in OP. but I ain't.
    WalkingH2O,Never surfed Belmar though I hear tell its unbelievable (that should get the jersey contingent fired up) and my fav colour is green.
    Long day at the salt mines and even longer line for the bidet SISurfdog so excuse my tardy response.