As a gay drone flew above my head this morning as gave the double blow job wave I realized we were surrounded by a sheeit load of the gayest snakiest paddleboarders I've seen in a while . Calling out wave counts as they paddled hard from the out side taking the enemies that could thwart their massive wave count so they could be sweet sup kings for the day and just as those 2 stool pushers left a few more came in to take over . Just fabulous . I've decided most paddleboarders are pretty gay . That's all
so like a big coward you come to the internet to biatch and moan? BradPitted has been in this situation before and I have certainly let them know to back off on sets. But that's just me.
You go Brad pitted ! I ain't no pussee that's fo sho I'll tellem straight up slut just like I told your mom last night that her taint stinks like boat bilge
you get none brah.. not even in the fantasy world of the internet is it fathomable that you get pssy. besides my mother doesnt like fat slobs who are afraid to fend off sup's on the only surf day we've had in over a month.
you have to elbow sweepers in the adam's apple then threaten to call your prison friends in order to run a proper train on said sup d bags girls. My friend showed me this trick, it worked they all ran away.
BellSh7t. you and CJ don't have the b5lls to that. I've dealt with them hogging the lineup by blocking them or just letting them hear about it. its not hard to do but you I just don't see any reason to believe you guys or most of the people on SI have the guts to do it.
Did ya shoulderhpp them as well? Problem is they can carry their stuff on their boards. Carefull out there brad
Did you use a web app to translate this from another language? I really hope so. Learn english or FOAD and Bp admits that he's a coward. Good thread so far
F@gpitted is good at getting his ass kicked, his stuff thrown in the ocean and banging tranny hookers. That is all.
I make the adjustment by showing them my nice shiny stainless steel knife which is strapped to my leg, once they get the message they usually paddle in