I just feel like posting a thread

I made a poop earlier.ever wonder how something that size came out of you?idk if I'm just not normal but I drop some long logs,size of my forearm.i feel like taking pics to share my glory.i feel a sense of pride just looking at it,i think il put the next one in the fishtank to live forever

 

I know, you want to be a marine biologist, right??

 

When I was in college, my roommate (1 of 6) took the biggest dump I have ever seen. He was so impressed he didnt flush it and waited for all of us to get back from class to show us. No joke, It was an icberg. Poking out about 2 inches from the water line.

 

No chit but that story stinks. Ever seen a pile of bear scat? I didn't either till I fell in it. That's no BS

 

Oh yea, surfs up!

 

I got the runs...

 

you guys are much happier now that there's a decent ground swell in the water!

 

Ain't that the truth, it's like taking meds

 

Hi Bub. Testing from my new iPod.

 

Sent from my ipod

 

Testing.... Testing.... 1,2,3..... Seldom can you hear me, seldom!

 

Loud and clear Walking!

 

Ok, good!

I had to adjust the antennae on my smartphone...

 

tats the famous last words of a recneck lol.

 

dude wut i thought belmar was the silicon valley of the east??

 

Well since were on sh1t stories...

So I'm dating this girl in college right? She went to VCU and I was still at NOVA. Well I drove down one Friday to hang out with her for the weekend. I happened to make it to her house before she got out of class...

Luckily one of her roommates was home and kindly let me in. I walked in and up to her room to watch some tv, hang out, and wait for her.

Had some urine stored up from the long drive so i figured i would pop into the bathroom and let er' drain.

I was not prepared for what I saw when i walked into the bathroom.

The toilette was clogged... clogged with a log a bit bigger than the size of a coke can (diameter & length.

I peed on it... shut the door, and waited for her to come home.

as soon as she came in the door, she knew what I had discovered...

I was more impressed than anything, to be honest. I couldn't believe that this could have come out of my 110 lb girlfriend.

She, clearly embarrassed, went in to free the blockage. I asked her... is that the biggest **** you've ever taken?

She said no, that is average for her.

I continued to date this girl for a while...

She told me that her parents had to changed the size of the plumbing in the house she grew up in to prevent the toilet from backing up every time she dropped a deuce.

I cant remember a single time where she pooped and didn't have to use the plunger... Literally, if there was no plunger she wouldn't go..

She told me that she used the bathroom at work one time and clogged it real bad...

That bathroom was shut down for almost an entire week... I think she broke pipes...

She broke up with me and ended up going back to her ex-boyfriend... I am not butt hurt about it... but i know she is...