Jury Duty

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  1. Sep 28, 2015 #1
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    I'm lighting up the message board today I know. What else do you do when sitting in a room with a couple hundred of your closest friends? Sh*t I'm bored! Discuss...
     
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  3. Sep 28, 2015 #2
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Eat a huge plate of beefaroni, let the fireworks begin. LOL
     
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  5. Sep 28, 2015 #3
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Eggs, lotta eggs
     
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  6. Sep 28, 2015 #4
    World B Free

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  7. Sep 28, 2015 #5
    DawnPatrol321

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    I know right! It's my 2nd time in 10 years, 1st time we put this convicted felon behind bars where he belongs. This time I'm hoping to just go home after being not selected, one can hope right?
     
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  8. Sep 28, 2015 #6
    DawnPatrol321

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    Just got back from lunch. Had chicken and beef enchiladas at a very good Mexican Restaurant that is nearby. Had a couple Margaritas, does that make me a bad citizen? Didn't see any rules against that on the paperwork. Best lunch i've had in a while, so tasty. If they want me on the jury they are gonna have to beg me, I'm ready to go home!
     
    DawnPatrol321, Sep 28, 2015
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  9. Sep 28, 2015 #7
    Barry Cuda

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    For a dessert, have Boston Baked beans, and fig newtons. You will never be selected again. Ever. Forever.
     
    Barry Cuda, Sep 28, 2015
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  10. Sep 28, 2015 #8
    bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

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    whats wrong with those Puerto rican beans

    o barry
     
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  11. Sep 28, 2015 #9
    seldom seen

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    o good
     
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  12. Sep 28, 2015 #10
    DawnPatrol321

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    Hahaha anymore beans and we're going to have to evacuate the courthouse !
     
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  13. Sep 28, 2015 #11
    cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

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    last time I got one of those letters I just told them I was a convicted felon and they left me alone...however I am not a convicted felon lol.or tell them ur a racist.i feel bad for people that cant come up with an excuse to get out of jury duty unless u want to go
     
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  14. Sep 28, 2015 #12
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    the problem with jury duty is that someone's fate is in the hands of 12 people who aren't smart enough to figure out how to get out of jury duty.
     
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  15. Sep 28, 2015 #13
    cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

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    lol exactly,its like that movie "lets go to prison"
     
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  16. Sep 28, 2015 #14
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Completely agree, I was surrounded by so many dummies today. Glad I didn't get picked, I was very discriminatory toward everything, they were like yeah get him out. 1st time I did it by choice because I wanted to see what it was like, now 10 years later I'm not interested. The system is broke, don't want any part of it.
     
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  17. Sep 28, 2015 #15
    Barry Cuda

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    Nothing. They just aren't as explosive as Boston baked beans, o bagus.
     
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  18. Sep 28, 2015 #16
    tropic surfer

    tropic surfer Well-Known Member

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    you wanna blow some gas to get out of jury duty, eat some prunes. Guaranteed!
     
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  19. Sep 28, 2015 #17
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Might sh*t your pants if you have too many, no bueno! :cool:
     
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  20. Sep 29, 2015 #18
    Barry Cuda

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    Great observation--I like it.
    Now, imagine a jury comprised of 12 swellies!!??!! Guilty, right??
     
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  21. Sep 29, 2015 #19
    seldom seen

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    sour kraut adds some serious gravitas to my farts.
     
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  22. Sep 29, 2015 #20
    Peajay4060

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    white castle sac of ten for breakfast with a cup of joe. if you're going to go, go big.
     
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