Since SI has now become a dating site I thought I would put this out. Hi. I am looking for a new main squeeze. You:must be female,legal age, attractive (preferably Hindu), own a home on or with in 15 minutes of a beach, financially secure enough to pamper me with all things surf related (travel ,boards, wetsuites, lack of me being employed ect)with a decent break where the water is never below 60. It's okay if you are bi. Me: Vintage but good shape, relatively clean,can cook a little, surf , smoke and drink a lot and would please you and your bi friends or die trying. Look forward to hearing from you soon!
What? Dude I'm serious! I know she's out there. Don't let these obnoxious responses deter you my angel. I will wait for you.
Dude...you need to post pictures of yourself!! What self-respecting female would respond to that. Maybe a few guys might, but females....?? Me thinks not!
I'm looking for a attractive, wealthy, deaf, dumb and blind women who owns a liquor store....am I asking for to much.
