I've been Surfing So much that....

Discussion in 'USA Mainland Surf Forum' started by BradPitted, Oct 6, 2015.

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  1. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

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    Jan 1, 2015
    What up Brahs.... BradPitted has been surfing so freakin much these past two weeks that the man seam on my ball sack is chaffed.... so chaffed!
    just raw and chaffed brahs.
     
  2. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Uuuuuuuuuhhhhh, thanks for the update....
     

  3. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

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    Jan 1, 2015
    I guess it's not a great thread cause my sack can't be thrown in the water?
     
  4. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    uhh...but your sack was thrown in the water.
     
  5. Whalerus2

    Whalerus2 Well-Known Member

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    Sep 23, 2015
    its knot a grate tread bc ur lieing aboot haveing a sack barely pitted.
     
  6. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Exactly
     
  7. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    suite
     
  8. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

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    Jan 1, 2015
    hahaah there you go boyz! reality as you see it!
     
  9. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Wanna bet??
     
  10. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

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    Jan 1, 2015
    I bet that you're too puny to do it. I'd wrap you up like a pretzel kook.
     
  11. Whalerus2

    Whalerus2 Well-Known Member

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    Sep 23, 2015
    shut ur D!CK hole barely pitted. u dont even surf kook!
     
  12. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

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    Jan 1, 2015
    shhhhh Whalerus2, sissies should be seen and not heard.
     
  13. Whalerus2

    Whalerus2 Well-Known Member

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    Sep 23, 2015
    tahts y i stuff a sock in ur wifes mouth beefour i butt fuk her dry
     
  14. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    You know brad doesnt have a wife. He likes the D
     
  15. Whalerus2

    Whalerus2 Well-Known Member

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    Sep 23, 2015
    ur rite. who hav i bin bangin than? its hard too tell in teh dark.
     
  16. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

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    Jan 1, 2015
    most likely you've been banging your boyfriend.
     
  17. Whalerus2

    Whalerus2 Well-Known Member

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    Sep 23, 2015
    u wud no. did u evr get taht jizz out of ur ear teh other nite?
     
  18. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

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    Jan 1, 2015
    yes it was pretty easy, your mom licked it off me. Now go to bed son b4 you get hurt.
     
  19. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

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    Sep 4, 2012
    There ya go fixed it for you we know you like to confuse surfing which you cant do and riding the metaphoric "SURFBORTTTTT"
     
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