hi beetchis

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by BlackBart, Oct 15, 2015.

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  1. Oct 15, 2015 #1
    BlackBart

    BlackBart Member

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    Oct 15, 2015
    howdy, just a surfer hoping to pick up some pearls of wisdom and call em as I see em. No, you can't see pics of my ladies because they never hang around long enough to photograph. Not sure if that says more about me or the company I keep. Shrug.
    That is all.
     
    BlackBart, Oct 15, 2015
    BlackBart, Oct 15, 2015
  3. Oct 15, 2015 #2
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Welcomme Bart...where do you do surfbort riding?
     
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    seldom seen, Oct 15, 2015

  5. Oct 15, 2015 #3
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    If you cannot post pics of your girlfriends, then post pics of somebody else's girlfriend. Mandatory for "pen pal" status!!
     
    Barry Cuda, Oct 15, 2015
    Barry Cuda, Oct 15, 2015
  6. Oct 15, 2015 #4
    waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

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    Oct 1, 2012
    shoulda said you give'em the boot before they start b!tch'n and whine'n...either way, welcome.
     
    waterbaby, Oct 15, 2015
    waterbaby, Oct 15, 2015
  7. Oct 15, 2015 #5
    Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

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    Plenty of pearls of wisdomme here. How's you're sand reconne skillz? Can you swimme?

    Also, please don't abandonne us.
     
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    Valhallalla, Oct 15, 2015
    Valhallalla, Oct 15, 2015
  8. Oct 15, 2015 #6
    bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

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    Jul 13, 2014
    got any Canadian pics barry

    o barry
     
    bagus, Oct 15, 2015
    bagus, Oct 15, 2015
  9. Oct 15, 2015 #7
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Plenty. Don't know how to load them. So suffer, o bagus!! hahahaha!!

    btw, you never made it up!
     
    Barry Cuda, Oct 15, 2015
    Barry Cuda, Oct 15, 2015
  10. Oct 15, 2015 #8
    bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

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    Jul 13, 2014
    no I didn't get up there got cold feet as I really don't like to fly anymore

    o barry
     
    bagus, Oct 15, 2015
    bagus, Oct 15, 2015
  11. Oct 15, 2015 #9
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    yup flying does indeed suck. used to be fun, but no more o bagus, no more....
     
    Barry Cuda, Oct 15, 2015
    Barry Cuda, Oct 15, 2015
  12. Oct 15, 2015 #10
    Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

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    May 11, 2009
    Welcome the the gang Bart.JPG
     
    Scobeyville, Oct 15, 2015
    Scobeyville, Oct 15, 2015
  13. Oct 15, 2015 #11
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Jun 22, 2009
    Welcomme
     
    Zeroevol, Oct 15, 2015
    Zeroevol, Oct 15, 2015
  14. Oct 15, 2015 #12
    antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

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    Mar 10, 2013
    Please be Black!
     
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    antoine, Oct 15, 2015
  15. Oct 15, 2015 #13
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2010
    Dear new guy, aka Junior member:

    Welcome! We are soooo glad your here!

    Maybe you could share some of your wisdome with us- like how to properly tie a leash on your surfbord.


    Just remember- swellinfo doesn't just offer surf advise, but also medical, dental, psychological evaluations, home improvement, vehicle repair, or any other kinda advise you might need- just don't ask!

    Your new pal,
    Senior member Mr Belmar
     
    Mr.Belmar, Oct 15, 2015
    Mr.Belmar, Oct 15, 2015
  16. Oct 15, 2015 #14
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

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    Ops - did I just say that?? Sorry, I meant "please just ask"
     
    Mr.Belmar, Oct 15, 2015
    Mr.Belmar, Oct 15, 2015
  17. Oct 15, 2015 #15
    DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

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    Oct 23, 2014
    Did your chit dry out yet, still got sack rash?
    Not you?
    Then,my bad!
     
    DonQ, Oct 15, 2015
    DonQ, Oct 15, 2015
  18. Oct 15, 2015 #16
    Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

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    Nov 30, 2007
    Well, I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who doesn't want to fly. Gotta worry about packing all your **** for a 2 week trip into some tiny little carry on so you don't get slapped with absurd baggage fees. Then some fat 300 lb. **** gets seated next to you, taking up half your seat that you paid the same price for. How's that fair?
     
    Scarecrow, Oct 15, 2015
    Scarecrow, Oct 15, 2015
  19. Oct 15, 2015 #17
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Sep 26, 2008
    Your sister. Yep. She rocks the casbah, fool.
     
    yankee, Oct 15, 2015
    yankee, Oct 15, 2015
  20. Oct 16, 2015 #18
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Aug 21, 2012
    Another abandonner?

    All abandonners should be extradited to the Mason Lessre Antilles.
     
    seldom seen, Oct 16, 2015
    seldom seen, Oct 16, 2015
  21. Oct 16, 2015 #19
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    Scarecrow, fat shaming again! Love that fat hatin'!

    Welcomme Blacke Barte... If that is your real name...
     
    CBSCREWBY, Oct 16, 2015
    CBSCREWBY, Oct 16, 2015
  22. Oct 16, 2015 #20
    Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

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    .
     
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