So yesterday in N. Chas. a 16 yr old forced his way into a 30 yr olds house and started to rape her. He forced his tongue in her mouth and she bit it off. He, of course, went straight to a Waffle House where police later arrested him. WTF?
"We shut your mouff...at Waffle House" Not nearly as good as the lets taco bout your dings, but whatever. It's been a rough morning.
This kid will never be able to taste the fruits of anothers loin. Ironic. Must have been those damed bath salts.
I thought this tread was gonna be about a terrible surfing mishap. Like, you're paddling out, a wave flips your board, it hits you in the jaw, and you bite your own tongue off. But hey, all's well that ends well!