A proppa intro

Discussion in 'Northeast' started by Barry bottomfeeder, Oct 22, 2015.

  1. Barry bottomfeeder

    Barry bottomfeeder Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2015
    Hey! Here it is. my intro thread. 47yo surfing for 30 and still suck. Id like to make friends here because none of the guys at my break wanna hang w me. I primarily stick to my home break w my 8'0" wavestorm but venture out when needed. I like to paddle straight to the peak. I get in the waves early and go straight. Head dips rule! I talk loud in the line up and hoot even louder when I catch a wave w someone else. PARTY WAVE!!!
    Just stumbled upon SI a few days ago. Used other sites for my forecasting and a friend said he used SI for his forecasting. Checked it out and saw the forums. here I am.
    Married 4 kids love music family s&m hate politics work and religion
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    These unoriginal alter ego posts by existing Swellies are getting stale.
     

  3. Barry bottomfeeder

    Barry bottomfeeder Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2015
    maybe unoriginal and stale but truly new what eva
     
  4. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Tell us what you know.
     
  5. Barry bottomfeeder

    Barry bottomfeeder Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2015
    I know how to roll a spliff. What do you need to know Yank?
     
  6. Barry bottomfeeder

    Barry bottomfeeder Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2015
    Whats that tellin ya?
     
  7. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    I leave it to other, smarter humans to deal.
     
  8. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
  9. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Bbbbrrraaadd?
     
  10. Barry bottomfeeder

    Barry bottomfeeder Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2015
    High just listening to the " what you listenin to now?" thread. good stuff..
     
  11. Barry bottomfeeder

    Barry bottomfeeder Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2015
  12. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    30 years at a break and no friends?
    Have your things stayed dried the whole time?
     
  13. Barry bottomfeeder

    Barry bottomfeeder Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2015
    I cant figure it out either..no friends stuff has been messed with. they tried breaking my board. I had my go pro on and threatened legal action
     
  14. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Tough break man (no pun intended) where's the sheriff when you need one, right?
     
  15. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Is your local break the local elementary school? Sick man!
     
  16. Barry bottomfeeder

    Barry bottomfeeder Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2015
    By law i am required to stay 1000' away from schools. So the answer is no
     
  17. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Bwahahahaha
     
  18. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hi new guy, welcomme. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're legit. Don't mind my pals, it's been weird around here as of late, and we have some abandonnement issues.

    Tell us more and post some pics...
    where do you ride your surfbort?
    Pics of your girl?
    Does she cooke/is she short?
    What type of wetsuite do you wear?
    favourite type of wave?
    do you perform sand reconne?
     
  19. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Do you sit on the peak or down the line?
    Do you like having your sheet thrown in the drink?
    Do you own a white van?
    What do you drink/smoke?
    Do you have nipple rings?
    Do you have a badge?
    Can you do a Carolina cutback?
     
  20. Barry bottomfeeder

    Barry bottomfeeder Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2015
    Ill try to answer all n post pics later. Wifes a good cook if u likr grilled cheese n campbell soup or peanut butter n bananas. From central LI chasing sand bars mostly.
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