Haiku

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Big Wet Monster, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    I will finish it for you, okay??

    "but MIS blows for a fee".

    There, you see? Didn't hurt, did it??
    And not too hard, was it now???
     
  2. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    are you homophobic barry ??

    o barry
     

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    O bagus o bar

    O barry o bagus o

    Barry o bagus
     
  4. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
  5. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Are you a KKK member, o bagus?
     
  6. Big Wet Monster

    Big Wet Monster Well-Known Member

    938
    Feb 4, 2010
    Breaking from haiku parameters for this classic ...

    Nobody likes you barry
    Not even your own family
    Nor your friends who pretend to be
     
  7. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Aww, that is just plain mean.
    You must be lonely.
    But most morons are.
     
  8. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    o barry wtf
     
  9. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    east coast small crap chop
    that is todays surf report
    Mom, he hit me first!
     
  10. REDDZ

    REDDZ Well-Known Member

    109
    Oct 28, 2011
    I drive past heaven
    I see its spitting glory
    It is time to surf
     
  11. Big Wet Monster

    Big Wet Monster Well-Known Member

    938
    Feb 4, 2010
    jussss trolling the troll. have a super day ya moron!
     
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  12. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Thank you. I feel very moronic....
     
  13. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

    502
    Feb 7, 2013
    .
     
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  14. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    I cannot relate
    it was pumping last weekend
    will pump this weekend
     
  15. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Only thing pumping
    Not a surfboard in the tube
    But **** in her groove
     
  16. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    catching fish not waves,
    good to feed the family,
    but I'm still thirsty.
     
  17. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    To take the edge off
    something green to burn up when
    Watching The X-files
     
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  18. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    Unless you're Seldom,
    Have something green to burn up
    Watch the Golden Girls.
     
  19. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    O Peajay my dude

    Thank you for being a friend

    The Dude abides man
     
  20. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    o seldom

    I hear ya tho