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Oh what a clever twist of phrase RFarter (see what I did there?). I really like your avatar - but who is that guy behind you? And thanks for proving my point... aggro behind a keyboard = ankle-grabbing sheep in real life.

 

With 6 posts to your weasel-diiiick 'name' black shart you need to dial it down a notch - - or just plan on joining the ranks of the trolls who GitCarter has owned, disowned & destroyed in rapid order.

Post something about surfing, black shart, and not your collection of woolens.

 

That's a good 1. You're funny

 

Well if it isn't Wank-me Doodle Dandy! Tell you what hombre, if we get transported to some parallel universe where # of posts to an internet forum really does matter, remind me to ask your advice. Until then, please feel free to bark at the moon.

 

We are just waiting for chicks to go by wearing ankle bracelets. Too bad they don't string them around their boobs; would make the wait more tasty.....

 

As a kid, growing up in PR, I used to fish for the needlefish. It was fun as all get out. Also, I too had one slam into me as I paddled out at Marias early one morning, when they are most active. Surprised the crap out of me.
Usually, I go to PR once a year to surf and hopefully see old friends. But this year I decided to skip it; maybe I will change my mind if I see a large enough swell headed there. Grab a flight and go, I suppose.....

 

don't do us any favors

o barry

 

where u live tropic

 

Lost my first wedding band in the surf, the second in the creek and the third was stolen from my truck at the boat landing. I do not wear it at all anymore. I don't even know where it is.

I'm old and chewy so the fishes don't want none of me.

 

My Avaiator is Roy and his wife.

I'll keep this short because I know you need sleep for your long day of cleaning my jizz out of your mom's snatch and sh!t factory. Sack Sucking Bart you are just another wanna be dangling from the nuts of the SI greats. You think you matter but really your daddy should have pulled out and blasted you all over your mom's saggy tits.

Now move along to another beach before I really get pissed and your sh!t get thrown in the drink.

 

BlackFart

 

If you're not wearing nipple pasties whilst your shredding I don't know wtf you're doing. It's like. 2016 brah.

Some times I'll tie my leg rope to my Prince Albert tho.

 

Ha! Seldom you are the man!

 

You're thinking about living in a parallel universe...? Go for it, tweedledumb & keep on space truckin' if we don't make it over there.

 

ha dude that is probably the weakest shiznit I think I've ever seen on the internet, are you in 8th grade with the "me and your mom" insults? I hope this isn't your A-game because this will be too easy. The way yankee was fellating you as some kind of Troll Slayer I expected a little more.

And by the way, what's with yankee rushing to your defense and giving you jobs with both hands? Is HE the sheep in your family photo? Or do you guys take turns being sheep and shepherd, in keeping with your truly committed, mutually loving relationship?

I am really looking forward to raising your blood pressure at my will ... the guy who started this thread asked an amusing and surf-related question, but you felt the need to be a jack hat ... well here comes some karma beeeotch. Whenever I want to spool you up I'm just going to "Bart" in your general direction, and watch you flip out and throw feces at the wall .... it's like teasing the monkeys at the zoo, the only difference is that monkeys are sentient beings which don't deserve cruelty. I am going to enjoy this.

 

Jeez. Angry fella ^ Make that angry homophobic, closeted fella ^

Didn't take much to push your buttons, did it big buoy?

I was kinda hoping there would be a talented riposte, but the trolls have gotten so boring. Or angry. Or both.

 

"Otay Spanky!" Hey take it out of Petey for a minute, so you can think clearly... are you really going to go with "closeted homophobe" Mr 6K posts? In fact, what does that even mean, yankee? Are you just stringing together random words you think might be insulting? You sound like Brick Tamland on cough syrup.

Nice try with the "angry" accusation ... ah yes the time-honored strategy of "I know I'm losing so I will take the passive aggressive high ground". It would be more persuasive if you didn't author post #3 of this very thread, randomly attacking the poster. Rest assured I'm the farthest thing from angry, bub - it's a case of "I don't mind because you don't matter". I'm simply picking on you and your BF because you are both easily-manipulated cretins and it amuses me to do so.

I realize you are probably not in any mood to do me any favors, but could you please do just one thing for me? Tonight at some point when you roll over would you please whisper in rcarter's ear that he got schooled above? I can't wait to see the mushroom cloud. My goal is to puppet-master him into spending at least 60 minutes typing another weak response.

 

Oh Sack Tart thinks he has some game . Boy get your daddies asshole out of your mouth and get to sleep. School starts early tomorrow. And if you hear moaning coming from your mom's room tonight it must be Yankee reaming her out cause I'm not stoping by tonight.