french canadian chick is making me a wherewolf with her makeup artist friend. If i had more time I wanted to find an orange jumpsuit, helmet, glue on beard and cut out a chunky cardboard 10 foot surf board with a million $ price tag and be roy stuart.
I was thinking of cross-dressing as Hillary Clinton, waving in my hand a rubber version of Bill Clintons crooked d ick. or Maybe I should go as a surfer--to do so, I need to dress up as a moron.
Dang, that's foul & fowl sparky. Heard that you're pushing hard to win first place at chucka-boo-boo's barn phonics latex dummy Halloween shindig. With the prize being whoever makes the most noise through their latex mouf ball wins Le Grand Prize: a foursome with chucka-boo-boo, his rape dog & the latex dummy.
Went to a full on costume party last night... the same family hosts one every year. A huge spread of excellent food (home made empanadas with green chili sauce stole the show), live 4 piece band, bonfire to honor the celtic origin of the holiday... As a retired bartender, I'm always asked to bring a cocktail. This year... Zombies!
I was either Abe, after a bad night. An Amish guy after a bad night. Or a Hasidic Jew after a bad night. I had an exit wound in front.