so my downstairs neighbor has been a constant pain in my rear . He constantly plays his damn hipster music til 2-3 am at ridiculous volumes. hes in his late 20s unemployed, hes in a 'band' to pursue his dream with his tight girl pants and a shirt two sizes too small for him. his girlfriend is a heffer. every little thing i do he complains about and of course not in the nicest way. he bangs at my door for no damn reason. i have one month left on my lease so i'm probably gonna prank the **** out of him before i leave. i just cant believe how worthless some people can be. Just had to get that out. plus any ideas for pranks would be great
ha just write him a super serious letter explaining why he's a ****ing idiot and why his life is a big **** up. that'd be a good one.
Sounds like a real douche to me. Since you only have one month left, there isn't really any use trying to stop him. I would have confronted him months ago though. At this point I would just keep doing things to piss him off until I moved out. Hopefully your next place will be better!
poop in a paper bag. set it at his doorstep. light it with an aim n flame. ring the bell. hide and watch him stomp it out.
neighbors suck. if he keeps you up late, then when you get up for a dawn patrol, make lots of noise and wake his ass up.
Big party with your largest friends on your last night in the unit (after furniture moved). When he bangs on the door, drag his #ss out into the parking lot for a beating. Smelly hipsters.
Fill up a garbage can about 1/2 way with water and lean it on it's edge against his door overnight. When they go to open their door the next morning, it's a freak'n mini sunami!
Is there any possible way you might get into his apt? If you can I would suggest an upper decker or milk chicken bomb.
he voluntarily wears girls pants sounds like he was a **** in a past like and karma came back to him in this one o ya kill him also
Get a couple of your buds. Wait for him to come home one night & have a blanket party. He'll get what he deserves & you'll stay out of the county jail.
Is a blanket party where you put out a big blanket and everyone sits around in a circle and talks about which jonas brother is the dreamiest while eating smores? If so count me in!
That is the funniest thing I've seen since EastCoastSurf.com died. Thanks, I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.
Bang his fat GF and moo like a cow while doing so. Get it on camera and send it to him after you move out.
soo i left him a note saying his music sucks amoung other things...my gf and a friend were over while i was out. of course being the **** he is he blast his music til the apartment shook, so my gf and her friend called the cops on them for a noise complaint blah blah cops talk to them and leave, he and moo cow come running upstairs banging on the door threatening 2 girls and asking for where i was and when i was coming back....im gonna bang on his door bright and early and stab him with my surfboard. ya, its that ridiculous
