Getting Gay with Grain?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by White Sea Ape, Oct 7, 2015.

  1. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Thanks.

    I was an early and consistent hassler of Grain on the basis of their gayness and other limp wristed factors but their Chief Grainer made a few complimentary remarks about my work a few years ago and as a consequence I kind of felt a bit guilty about it.

    That was then though, this is now. They are fair game again.

    On the positive side they might be giving wooden surfboards a bad name.

    I built a 10'5" hollow wooden surfboard while living at a remote beach with my entire family... it took four months. There were no photos of the Beard.

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  2. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    o roy you misogynist you

    o roy
     

  3. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
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  4. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

    595
    Dec 8, 2013
    OH so SoDoSoPa, cant u guys just feel the rustic charm of a mixed income new england town. From its upbeat shops and merchants and farm to table sensibility, SoDoSoPa maine is just the place to grow out your beards and slap latex dummies in the face.
     
  5. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Yes and they gotta good skatepark
     
  6. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    New England hipsters probably set the standard for hipstericals.
    Sort of like lumberjack meets Richard Simmons? Whatever.
    From a artisan and craftsmen standpoint the construction of these boards I find to be an actual work of art.
    I have visited a Grain shop in NH. Not a lot to peddle, only the shop-class which was way oversold.
    I would like to be able to craft one, I think it would be a novelty and an accomplishment unworthy of the time and money. It wood sit in the corner and I wood never ride it. It wood end up as fire wood. Haj! Burning spear!
    Sure is a "fabulous" board though... Halla
     
  7. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

    617
    Nov 20, 2014
    So is your moms butter gutter Don Q but I'm not Gona pay $$$$ to shape her roast beef then hang it on the wall sugar plumb bum ;))
     
  8. Bruce Springsuite

    Bruce Springsuite Well-Known Member

    135
    Aug 13, 2015
    hahahahaha
     
  9. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

    595
    Dec 8, 2013
    My pal in New Hampshire built a grain , it's been filled with water a few times he says ! Ahahahahhahahaha.

    How's the mulch board going for ya ? Turning to mulch ? Sweet :) $$$$
     
  10. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

    595
    Dec 8, 2013
    SODOSOOA, Maine. A place to live , a place to dream and a place to freeze your head off in the winter time surfs. You can even say excitement without saying , sodo sopa at grain. Grain features state of the art finishes and balconies with historic views of cows and pigs , as you slip slide your splintery log down a crappy maine wind swel u can smell the income inequality of sodo sopa maine while taking in historic views of the nubble and other maine y things. Yes yew
     
  11. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Sounds like you are more prone to "slip slide your splintery log" into the rear of one of them farm animals.....
     
  12. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    o barry not everyone gets a hot canadian armpiece

    o barry
     
  13. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

    595
    Dec 8, 2013
    Yeah Barry I'll slip slide into your rear without spitting first.
     
  14. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    That is very gay of you. But only you, as I do decline your desire for men.
     
  15. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

    617
    Nov 20, 2014
    Sounds like cuda's gay dip stick is still in the barn back in 92 when old timer neighbor jammed his sweaty neck into prickly hay as he was filled with old Maine goodness . Every time you hear a hay bailer processing you must have cold sweats and jitters don't you
     
  16. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

    595
    Dec 8, 2013
    Let's not make this thread locked ok. Reserved for only hating on the hipsters with wooden cell phones and flannels.

    Like Roy said, too many knees, too much flannel , they tend to stand too close together and they like stickers Allot
     
  17. pussy

    pussy Well-Known Member

    141
    Mar 19, 2015
    f u c k you
     
  18. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Your description reveals personal experience in the activity you describe.
     
  19. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

    617
    Nov 20, 2014
    I'm sorry to hear that it really happened to you guda :(( so I guess " slide it in " from W snake makes u cring
     
  20. LookatME!!!

    LookatME!!! Member

    14
    Nov 14, 2015
    there is no grain. its over guys. i already retired. im gonna pick blading back up.