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Typical surfer moron....

 

Ah Barney Fumunda Cudda I would like to give you medical advices or devices

I highly suggest you get yourself some desomorphine...just ax some Russians

Also your going to want to start checking out backpage...just ax Metard

I believe if you follow these steps you'd be much happier with life

In the meantime keep ballin' on those Etrades from your lonely Moo Hampshire dwelling

 

I know we joke about SI being the premier medical advice page, but there has been some decent advice given on here for some of the problems. And then some awesome sarcastic advice as well, "Broke a nail?", you better go kill yourself! lol

 

This = right?!?! No idea, but badass. Lavese los manos.

 

This is just funny all around! Over weight disgusting person with apparently poor eye sight, googling and about to offer medical advice. Maybe I am over thinking, but that is how I took it. HA HA HA HA Look at those Jimmy Dean fingers

 

She's just big boned.lol

Thought the same thing O.

 

zero, thats hilarious

 

Hahaha! Yess!!! Great remake of a classic. Mutha Fugin Ice T in da house.
Thanks Seldom

 

Most likely consistency in da big stuff and genetics. He also partakes in some heavy drugs on a reg. Meth n Coke in particular. Smokin the shyt no less. How does his brother get away with the endless vacation charging heavy waves? He's light years beyond crooked than Nathan.

 

Heck, my buddy/tattoo artist stayed with Matt Archbold in Hawaii some 15/20 years ago. Told me for 3-4 months they just holed up in his place blinds drawn shooting smack. Archy gets a call to go shoot at Off the Wall. Grabs a board and goes surf for 3 hours. All those famous shots of Archy charging OTW back in the day he's zooted on H. Some people are just freaks that way.

 

On heavy dope, he is a dope, and he will not last long.

 

Barry, hes already been a gamechanger and took surfing's air game from non-existant to mainstream, he has done more for surfing than everyone on this forum combined, including our sheep astronaut.

he could go tomorrow and have more impact on the progression of surfing than 99.99% of people who surf

better to live hard and fast than meek and lame

 

Hey Archy were you been dude

You heading to Puerto again this winter

Ah Not Sure I'm not sure if I've seen you around this surf predictin' website before but I like you

Don't mind barney he spends his whole life posting here and doing google research so he can sound relevant

If err body blocked Barry and nobody responded to him..he'd prolly kill himself..bet