Best Castration Advise

The only thing I looked into is how much it would raise my premium if I was on the ACA, and it would be like a 50% increase since I'm not producing bodies for the State.

 

But that is a tough one, Valhallalla. Great questionne, and great thread, as always.

 

See WAYNE--that is his domain.

 

I've seen it done on a cattle ranch. They take a tool and place a very small and extremely strong rubber band around the bull's testicles. in about 10 days his nuts fall off and the bull lives his life out with no regrets until he becomes a steak.

I wouldn't do it, Valhallalla. Wait... you aren't a Black Angus bull by any chance?

 

Doesn't this happen when you get married? Then when you need them back, you just ask your wife to borrow them?

 

Maybe douse your cojones with a bottle of A1 & then paddle out at JBay? Let The Man in the Grey Suite remove your manhood.

 

sharkstration.

 

thought you were a doctor barry cutting tips

o barry

 

Just watch the Hallmark Channel for an hour. That should do it.

 

Do it like DIY hemorrhoid treatment. Squat down, step on it, then stand up really fast.

 

Ask bubonic plague: he went in for the circumcision procedure after reading up on it here at SI Forum, and ended up with his nuts floating in formaldehyde.

 

This treade give whole new meaning to the term cutback.

 

Do it brah, think how much more streamline you'll be.

 

Streamliner