more dorky NJ "pro" photogs dictating their "rules"

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by ihatelongboarders, Nov 14, 2015.

  1. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
  2. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Get out of my wave institits!... Kooke
     

  3. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    it's kinda funny to see an ego that big matched up with so little talent.
     
  4. Exit98

    Exit98 Well-Known Member

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    Aug 3, 2008
    Never been shot before?!?!?
     
  5. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    Yo man! @ihatelongboarders Incitti does have a bit of an ego goin, but rightfully so . The kid is very talented and has a huge set of nutz sitting in the impact zone ,taking bomb sets on the head in freezing water to hook his boys up with cover shots and all the exposure possible. You should get to know the dude before you judge the dude. Especially on one silly statement you yanked out of text . Just so you know I Hate Longboarders too. Hahaha ...
     
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  6. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    MIStard are you a Meth cook

    Hey I'm not boys with Mike but c'mon dawg

    How you gonna post a screen shot of his insta

    Some peoplez on here like Kid of Ready Rocks are going to a abandon this place for they will be afeared of a "doxing"

    Dude if you were a "real surfer" you would have dropped the K bomb in the comments

    Thank god for the anonymity!

    I'd bet there's some people who would still like to find you for cutting and sodomy from that Secret New Jerseyian wave guide...all those super secret spots you blew up dawg

    Oh man I thought it was grand! That's aboot the time I stumbled upon this place

    Well I guess it's true

    Controversy sells and IHL is buying
     
  7. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    photogs are assholes--they are ruining your sport. But it takes an IQ to recognize that.....
     
  8. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    Chill Cuda !! I consider Incitti a friend and I support his talent. Don't get sour cuz they want no part of shooting your talented poopstance bruh.... Haaaaaa ha...
     
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  9. 3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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    Mar 14, 2014
    sounds like "incittinthesea" is getting a bj in hopes that there might be some raddabrad posters on the way.

    Don't fluff other dudes.. it isn't becoming. Especially in public
     
  10. heyzeus

    heyzeus Well-Known Member

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    Oct 7, 2014
    Sometimes paddling in the opposite direction of where the surfer is heading (ie towards the foam) just puts you on a collision course with the surfer, when otherwise you'd be up and over the shoulder before even getting anywhere near the surfer. But people ignore that (extremely common) situation because it goes against surf ettiquette, even though it's really just using common sense.
     
  11. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    Wow bro I think Mike is Hetro, but if that's your thing have at it!! HOMO!!!!
     
  12. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    I love how he tries to philosphisize in his posts.
     
  13. 3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

    841
    Mar 14, 2014
    That was actually funny.

    Your a really transparent dude though...

    your feelings for this dude are pretty clear. And using his first name intentionally, is just an effort to try and show people you know who he is. That clearly shows your admiration for him. Hence the fluffing...

    All I'm asking is that you don't take a mouthful of this guy in front me, that's all.

    No beef tough guy.. ;)
     
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  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    One of these days a photog will capture someone's stuff getting thrown into the ocean.
     
  15. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
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  16. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    this is not the first time this guy has made a stupid insta post that was really kooky, it's the first one i screen shotted and posted.

    i follow a bunch of actual pro photogs on insta. i've never seen Joli, ryan miller, trvor moran etc ever post some kooky garbage like this.
     
  17. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    doxxing is way more involved then posting a screen shot of a publicly accessible insta account.
     
  18. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    i saw some kid with a solo shot set up surfing a really localized spot in monmouth county get his solo shot tripod launched into the shore break and told to not come around again. it's happening, it just needs to happen more.

    when these photo dorks think they "control" content its hysterical. you got a feature in "six magazine" cool 87 people saw it. shut up.
     
  19. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Wow, thats the most immature post I've seen on here in months. You have zero credibility. I think even less of that d-bag photog now becasue you vouch for him.

    By the way, a surf photog in 2015, in NJ, is trying to claim an angle "that's never been shot before"? HAHAHA I could find that angle in about 15 minutes searching on google, and thats being generous.

    What a pompous joke, both of you.
     
  20. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    How aboot these surf photographers learn some etiquette and stop exposing crappy closed-out New Jersey surf spots.

    I don't know nothin" aboot these new crop of Jersey photogs, as I am a loyal Seth Stafford fan. But they all seem to suffer from some ego problems and think they are a bit cooler than they are. The other dude with the gun and whack off tissues still makes me laugh. Man, I'd love to throw that dude in my trunk and dump him in North Camden. Oh yeah I can't drive anymore. Scratch that....

    New Jersey doesn't even get waves anymore. They can't even run The Clam Jam this fall...because we just don't get waves anymore.

    Man and all this sh!t comes from.....

    Right, North freaken Jersey. Go to Newark and stop surfing you cool guys.