herro neighbors

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by foamieswithmyhomies, Nov 19, 2015.

  1. foamieswithmyhomies

    foamieswithmyhomies Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2014
    Long time lurker, first time poster..

    Since everyone is coming clean this week, I figure now is as good a time as ever to come out of the shadows. I mean closet.. I MEAN SHADOWS. Def shadows.

    I live in CT which is great if you want to fish (which I do) but a kick in the nuts when it comes to surfing. The torture of living minutes from the water but said water looking like a giant toilet. A nice toilet, but a john nonetheless. Thanks LI.

    Been surfing for about 5 years now and just got sponsored by Scott's tp. The logo looks hella sweet on my Wavestorm, I've been getting lots of compliments. Plus free two ply for life is the beez kneez.

    I do most of my surfing on the south shore; Rockaway, Atlantic Beach and LB are usually my go to's since its under and hour drive most days. My family has a place down on the DE shore which I don't get down to nearly enough but have had some fun days on the north side of the inlet. Stop that beach replenishment nonsense though.

    I ride a 6-0 Lost Couch Potato most of the time. Soild EC summer board and handles can decent size too. Still struggling how to tie my leg thread though, I just need to tie tighter knots I guess... Also have a few chinamen pop outs floating around the garage.

    My girlfriend left me for Charlie Sheen a few months back, so no pics at the moment. Who won that breakup?

    Potion of choice is either a nice poverty brew or a potent moscow mule. Preferably both.

    Thank you fellers for providing me considerable work entertainment, it really minimizes the amount of Maury I can watch but it's all in the name of brain decay.
     
  2. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Man, all the morons ARE coming out of the closet....Lost surfboards are for losers, loser.
    yankee, are you next?? lol
     

  3. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Herro and wecom! Hope you enjoy your stay.
    Conn.huh? Everybody's gotta be some place I guess.
    Why don't people use directionals when they lane change?
     
  4. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    conneti****s. Almost worse than pa drivers
     
  5. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol I guess it depends on where u live,but I hate ny drivers worse than the jews hate the Nazis.i don't hate the people in general,i just hate the ones driving in nj.my commute is down the gsp and I do around 95-100mph in the fast lane the whole way..then u gotta slam on ur breaks because that 1 car infront of u is doing 50 in a 65,and they have ny plates.

    but its the complete opposite when a new jersian drives in nyc.u have to be a real good driver to not get into an accident driving down 42 st or canal st.they are excellent city drivers,just horrible highway drivers.
     
  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Losers are for losers, barfy, and in that respect you qualify every morning when you gaze into the mirror after shaving your sig other's back..

    Anyone walking around calling everyone else 'morons' is....wait for it.....wait for it...you got it!
     
  7. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    hate hate hate hate hate!!!!lol
     
  8. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    hi new guy.

    foamies with my homies... its a stretch but----insert joke about mouthhumping dudes here.

    i too am "from" connecticut, though i left the land of taxes and traffic for greener pastures many moons ago. still, i will show you now quarter on the battlefield.

    (is that what they say--"quarter"--???)

    anyway, if you're living west of new haven you're either rich AF or you're a car thieving brown person. either way, you are a turd stain on humanity. fall on your sword. if you don't have a sword, practice duck diving in drying cement.

    godspeed and always carry a towel.

    welcome to the fouroumne
     
  9. foamieswithmyhomies

    foamieswithmyhomies Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2014
    nothings worse than pa drivers, nothing. blinkers are pretty lame honestly, isn't it much cooler when a souped up civic drops right in front of you going 75?

    two barrels - I'm from the land west of gun wavin new haven and have a garage that puts jay leno to shame, as does 99.9% of the area. #richlivesmatter
     
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Whoa...I feel your pain dude. Im from your neck of the woods too. Welcomme. You never head east?
     
  11. foamieswithmyhomies

    foamieswithmyhomies Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2014
    I never do man, I always tease myself thinking I'll head up to point judith or something one morning but that drive is a buzzkill from where I am. Well, maybe it's not worse than sitting in bumper to bumper on the cross island but in my head it's faster. you head up yonder much?
     
  12. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Okay... Connecticut huh? I bet you feel privileged. Good for you dood!
     
  13. Barry bottomfeeder

    Barry bottomfeeder Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2015
    Cantakeash!t!! The constipation state!! Its MY pleasure to block your waves and ruin your commute. Enjoy the traffic too. Nothing like 14$ in tolls to surf in the run off from the sewers and storm drains.

    You tease yourself? Elaborate please.. Sounds preverted.
    Is a foamie slang for a spliff? If so i be a homie
     
  14. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Welcome. I was born in New Haven 3 score years ago. Lived in CT until I was 6. Got my first taste of salt water as a tyke at Hammonasset Beach (I think that's the correct spelling).
     
  15. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Yessir...the ride's not too bad for me, hour tops to the closest break.

    DosXX...that's my favorite beach in CT, walk there a lot with my dog brother. Good place to dose out too, glacial morraine, lots of birds, cedars, beautiful marsh, etc. I've seen it rideable, albeit sloppy as charlie sheen's urinal discharge, with a strong enough S wind.
     
  16. foamieswithmyhomies

    foamieswithmyhomies Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2014
    funny you mention that, because last night I walked down to the sound and the wind was whipping out of the south at 20 mph. Methought if it was blowing a little more there might be something rideable there for sheer novelty's sake.

    also agree on hammon-however you spell it, really pretty beach. if it wasn't for strong island I bet CT would have some super fun point breaks. thanks pangea
     
  17. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    "thanks pangea"...lolz.

    I actually saw a guy paddle out at hammon-eggers before, about waist high. Hey, at least we could smell the salt.

    Oh yeah...as far as drivers...you guys have no idea how much it sucks come summer, to see hordes of NY/NJ/PA/WV plates clog up the goddamn highways. We HAVE to drive like arseholes.

    I always want to paint a New England solidarity message on the back of my truck, telling them to go home. With the exception of all our SI mid-atlantic brethren, you guys could come up and surf.
     
  18. foamieswithmyhomies

    foamieswithmyhomies Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2014
    although I don't know how "new england-ey" my part of the state is, I couldn't agree more. I mean how mad can out of staters get when they get cut off, it's not like you get going above 40 at any point on 95 anyways. time to hurry up and wait. and wait...
     
  19. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Welcomme to the forum. Have you killed yourself yet? It's a requirement per Unky2B. Don't worry, we've all done it, and it's really not that bad, being dead and all. And when you get banned you come back to life. That's why Yank always gets banned before going on a surf trek.

    Bonus points for coming up with new and creative ways to off yourself. Hari kari is sooooooooooooo last week.
     
  20. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    nice intro thread there.

    This place is packed full of creeps.

    Has Caroline posted recently? She's extremely cute. You two should hook up. Fantastic news on your girlfriend leaving you, by the way.

    Also - Paddington Jetty Bear will want to meet you at a train station in CT in hopes you have some stuff that will get him high. He's really the best.