Long time lurker, first time poster.. Since everyone is coming clean this week, I figure now is as good a time as ever to come out of the shadows. I mean closet.. I MEAN SHADOWS. Def shadows. I live in CT which is great if you want to fish (which I do) but a kick in the nuts when it comes to surfing. The torture of living minutes from the water but said water looking like a giant toilet. A nice toilet, but a john nonetheless. Thanks LI. Been surfing for about 5 years now and just got sponsored by Scott's tp. The logo looks hella sweet on my Wavestorm, I've been getting lots of compliments. Plus free two ply for life is the beez kneez. I do most of my surfing on the south shore; Rockaway, Atlantic Beach and LB are usually my go to's since its under and hour drive most days. My family has a place down on the DE shore which I don't get down to nearly enough but have had some fun days on the north side of the inlet. Stop that beach replenishment nonsense though. I ride a 6-0 Lost Couch Potato most of the time. Soild EC summer board and handles can decent size too. Still struggling how to tie my leg thread though, I just need to tie tighter knots I guess... Also have a few chinamen pop outs floating around the garage. My girlfriend left me for Charlie Sheen a few months back, so no pics at the moment. Who won that breakup? Potion of choice is either a nice poverty brew or a potent moscow mule. Preferably both. Thank you fellers for providing me considerable work entertainment, it really minimizes the amount of Maury I can watch but it's all in the name of brain decay.
Man, all the morons ARE coming out of the closet....Lost surfboards are for losers, loser. yankee, are you next?? lol
Herro and wecom! Hope you enjoy your stay. Conn.huh? Everybody's gotta be some place I guess. Why don't people use directionals when they lane change?
lol I guess it depends on where u live,but I hate ny drivers worse than the jews hate the Nazis.i don't hate the people in general,i just hate the ones driving in nj.my commute is down the gsp and I do around 95-100mph in the fast lane the whole way..then u gotta slam on ur breaks because that 1 car infront of u is doing 50 in a 65,and they have ny plates. but its the complete opposite when a new jersian drives in nyc.u have to be a real good driver to not get into an accident driving down 42 st or canal st.they are excellent city drivers,just horrible highway drivers.
Losers are for losers, barfy, and in that respect you qualify every morning when you gaze into the mirror after shaving your sig other's back.. Anyone walking around calling everyone else 'morons' is....wait for it.....wait for it...you got it!
hi new guy. foamies with my homies... its a stretch but----insert joke about mouthhumping dudes here. i too am "from" connecticut, though i left the land of taxes and traffic for greener pastures many moons ago. still, i will show you now quarter on the battlefield. (is that what they say--"quarter"--???) anyway, if you're living west of new haven you're either rich AF or you're a car thieving brown person. either way, you are a turd stain on humanity. fall on your sword. if you don't have a sword, practice duck diving in drying cement. godspeed and always carry a towel. welcome to the fouroumne
nothings worse than pa drivers, nothing. blinkers are pretty lame honestly, isn't it much cooler when a souped up civic drops right in front of you going 75? two barrels - I'm from the land west of gun wavin new haven and have a garage that puts jay leno to shame, as does 99.9% of the area. #richlivesmatter
I never do man, I always tease myself thinking I'll head up to point judith or something one morning but that drive is a buzzkill from where I am. Well, maybe it's not worse than sitting in bumper to bumper on the cross island but in my head it's faster. you head up yonder much?
Cantakeash!t!! The constipation state!! Its MY pleasure to block your waves and ruin your commute. Enjoy the traffic too. Nothing like 14$ in tolls to surf in the run off from the sewers and storm drains. You tease yourself? Elaborate please.. Sounds preverted. Is a foamie slang for a spliff? If so i be a homie
Welcome. I was born in New Haven 3 score years ago. Lived in CT until I was 6. Got my first taste of salt water as a tyke at Hammonasset Beach (I think that's the correct spelling).
Yessir...the ride's not too bad for me, hour tops to the closest break. DosXX...that's my favorite beach in CT, walk there a lot with my dog brother. Good place to dose out too, glacial morraine, lots of birds, cedars, beautiful marsh, etc. I've seen it rideable, albeit sloppy as charlie sheen's urinal discharge, with a strong enough S wind.
funny you mention that, because last night I walked down to the sound and the wind was whipping out of the south at 20 mph. Methought if it was blowing a little more there might be something rideable there for sheer novelty's sake. also agree on hammon-however you spell it, really pretty beach. if it wasn't for strong island I bet CT would have some super fun point breaks. thanks pangea
"thanks pangea"...lolz. I actually saw a guy paddle out at hammon-eggers before, about waist high. Hey, at least we could smell the salt. Oh yeah...as far as drivers...you guys have no idea how much it sucks come summer, to see hordes of NY/NJ/PA/WV plates clog up the goddamn highways. We HAVE to drive like arseholes. I always want to paint a New England solidarity message on the back of my truck, telling them to go home. With the exception of all our SI mid-atlantic brethren, you guys could come up and surf.
although I don't know how "new england-ey" my part of the state is, I couldn't agree more. I mean how mad can out of staters get when they get cut off, it's not like you get going above 40 at any point on 95 anyways. time to hurry up and wait. and wait...
Welcomme to the forum. Have you killed yourself yet? It's a requirement per Unky2B. Don't worry, we've all done it, and it's really not that bad, being dead and all. And when you get banned you come back to life. That's why Yank always gets banned before going on a surf trek. Bonus points for coming up with new and creative ways to off yourself. Hari kari is sooooooooooooo last week.
nice intro thread there. This place is packed full of creeps. Has Caroline posted recently? She's extremely cute. You two should hook up. Fantastic news on your girlfriend leaving you, by the way. Also - Paddington Jetty Bear will want to meet you at a train station in CT in hopes you have some stuff that will get him high. He's really the best.