A Clown's Journey to the Mid-Atlantic

And you ACTUALLY GO and buy those maxi pads for her????
You must, otherwise, she wouldn't ask you to do so!!

 

Clown, that was an entertaining read. Wish you got some better Liners, but hey, at least you clowns got wette. But fark, that feeling when you missed it...

[video=youtube;VKcAYMb5uk4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKcAYMb5uk4[/video]

 

If i dont want my sh!t thrown in the water.. Ya dont bite the hand that feeds you. Plus she can be more exciting then riding a wave.

Back to the subject of the tread. And to clarify why i chose to go the half mile. I didnt want to paddle. I was hoping for some hollow grinding beach break instead of some LINERS. I prefer an element of danger over gliding along when its available

 

^^^Great way to illustrate the meaning of LINERS.


I prefer the same, and my closest wave is more of a grinder, so it's a treat when I score some well-groomed Liners.

 

haha...I know a few people who use that word to describe a good session they just had. It almost always means soft mushy walls that were fun on for 10+ seconds of statue stance longboarding.

 

Lolz Mitchell, sounds about right.

 

never leave surf to find surf...never rush the glasser...etc

 

You son-of-a-b!tch. Who does this guy think he is?

Only me and Za Gaffer are allowed to be so lengthy. Spicoli used to, but he's been shunned by real east coasters. Shunned like Lebannon Levi.

You never leave Ocean City to check Pony Island.

Ocean City is always better wave-wise. You go to Pony Island for the vibe.

You guys were hung-over with no opiates to cure thyselves. Therefore, there was no reason to go to Pony Island. You can't savy the vibe with the affects of the hangover.

And was Pony Island gutless, sectioning, dribble "close-outs?" or was it a more typical type of close-out, more of the dumping type? Oh, it's important because contradiction may come to play. And therefore, that there of which, would lead this all to be invalid in a court of law, in the U S and A.

Listen, you want to fill-in for Emassspicoli, substituting 8-10' Rhode Island bombs for clowns and ponies as your first surfing story on Swellinfo.com - America's premiere surf predictin' site. Who are you Jack London or Erock?

And...why did you not check with Swellinfo.com before making the trek to Pony Island. There once existed a time, when select members could reach Michu Slut personally - any time - and he would tell them where top go - for $1.99 a minute, naturally ice.

And really when it all comes down to it, we are all just a studio audience, at a taping of Hee Haw, awaiting the appearance of Mr. Conway Twiddy. That's life, guy.

Don't call me "guy," buddy.

Don't call me "buddy," pal.

Don't call me "pal," friend.

 

don't bro me

if you don't know me

 

Hey Metard what happened to MIS13 bruhhhh

 

he changed his name to HARDCORESHARTHFFER-RI

http://www.swellinfo.com/forum/memberlist.php?order=desc&sort=posts&pp=30

 

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/16520...0-aca6-0026b9414f30&position=15&sort=playlist
Not your buddy, guy

 

Don't call me white, don't call me white!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJxmx7-0xyg

 

i left surf to find surf on that magical thursday we had last month. there was a parade of clowns all over my regular break nearly rendering it unsurfable. i knew we had enough swell to make an exception to the rule.

 

Riled Up Martin is a friend o' mine.....he's awesome.... he's the HST of the SI Forum nut house

 

Hey, you're out. Wow, that was a short one.

Tell us how you get banned, more than anyone - congrats - and always return. They never get you on the permanent.

McDonald's Gift Certificates?

Did you used to walk Mr. Swellinfo Guy's dog?

Anyways, welcome back, againe.

Oh what is HST?

And, I must say that I was allowed to calm down and be nicer because you are always there to do the dirty work.

What, people? You think being honest and tuff is easy? It's not easy being the guy who has to tell others that they suck. It must be done, but it ain't easy.